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No More Homework! No More Tests!

No More Homework! No More Tests! - by Bruce Lansky

What I Found in My Desk

A ripe peach with an ugly bruise,
a pair of stinky tennis shoes,
a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,
a swimsuit that I left to dry,
a pencil that glows in the dark,
some bubble gum found in the park,
a paper bag with cookie crumbs,
an old kazoo that barely hums,
a spelling test I almost failed,
a letter that I should have mailed,
and one more thing, I must confess,
a note from teacher: Clean This Mess!!!!

Bruce Lansky

Copyright © 1997 Bruce Lansky. All Rights Reserved.

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About this Book

Written by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 1997 Bruce Lansky

Format: Paperback
80 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $8.95

Wackier than a monster in the school lunch line! Sillier than a teacher with hiccups! Funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal's shoe!

Here are the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book, selected by Bruce Lansky, the "King of Giggle Poetry," with the help of thousands of elementary-school children. Read about why there are no more flies in the school kitchen, what can be found in a student's desk, how to eat a bag lunch, creatures in the classroom, and many more hilarious topics.

These poems were written by popular children's poets, including Shel Silverstein, Bruce Lansky, Jack Prelutsky, Colin McNaughton, David L. Harrison, Kalli Dakos, and more than a dozen others who know how to find humor in any school subject. This book puts the cool back in school!

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