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Kids Pick the Funniest Poems

Kids Pick the Funniest Poems - by Bruce Lansky

How I Quit Sucking My Thumb

My mother says it's childish and
my father says it's dumb--
whenever they discover that
I'm sucking on my thumb.

It's such a silly thing to do,
as everybody knows.
So now instead of sucking it
I stick it in my nose.

Bruce Lansky

Copyright © 1991 Bruce Lansky. All Rights Reserved.

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About this Book

Written by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 1991 Bruce Lansky

Format: Hardcover
88 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $17.00

Betcha Laugh! This just might be the funniest collection of poetry ever published . . . because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids.

In this book, you'll find the creations of some of the most popular children's poets in the world: Dr. Suess, Shel Silverstein, Judith Viorst, Jack Prelutsky, and Jeff Moss. But don't be surprised to find poems that are just as funny by writers you've never heard of.

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Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
inaya wrote
that pome was great bravo bravo for kenn i love the pomes you have wrote
Mithing Tooth
inaya wrote
i liked your funny pome but at the same time i could not read it u r the one who puts that magic funny fairy dust on the pomes
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
inaya wrote
kenn i did not really like the pome it is not that funny u did not put the really, really ,really,really,really,really funny funny fairy dust on it this time i do not know what to say it is really complicated i have never ever hated one of your stories before it is just complicated i do not know but the part that you said that she thinks she is santa claus that is funny dont worry be happy i still like your stories they have alot of funny fairy dust on them i love your stories but bravo for even trying your hardest and your best bravo
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