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Kids Pick the Funniest Poems

Kids Pick the Funniest Poems - by Bruce Lansky

How I Quit Sucking My Thumb

My mother says it's childish and
my father says it's dumb--
whenever they discover that
I'm sucking on my thumb.

It's such a silly thing to do,
as everybody knows.
So now instead of sucking it
I stick it in my nose.

Bruce Lansky

Copyright © 1991 Bruce Lansky. All Rights Reserved.

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About this Book

Written by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 1991 Bruce Lansky

Format: Hardcover
88 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $17.00

Betcha Laugh! This just might be the funniest collection of poetry ever published . . . because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids.

In this book, you'll find the creations of some of the most popular children's poets in the world: Dr. Suess, Shel Silverstein, Judith Viorst, Jack Prelutsky, and Jeff Moss. But don't be surprised to find poems that are just as funny by writers you've never heard of.

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Sleeping Beauty
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Ho!Ho! Ha!Ha! Hee!Hee! She took so much of rest and she is still feeling sleepy!
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
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This is Genius, no one likes green veggies anyway so why eat them!!!
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i like this.he is so funny lol.

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