Miles of Smiles
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Oops!
Three coffee cups my mother loved
lie shattered on the floor.
Three ripe tomatoes splattered
when they hit the kitchen door.
Three jumbo eggs are scrambled.
But they're not on a plate.
Three loaves of bread are crumbled.
I'll use the crumbs for bait.
Three Barbie dolls have lost their heads.
Three pepper mills are smashed.
Three goldfish died while doing flips.
Three model airplanes crashed.
Three lettuce heads unraveled.
Three onions came unpeeled.
My parents didn't know who did it
till my sister squealed.
My parents are befuddled.
They think that I've gone nuts.
But there's a simpler explanation:
I'm a juggling klutz. Bruce Lansky
Copyright © 1998 Bruce Lansky. All Rights Reserved. |
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About this BookWritten by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 1998 Bruce Lansky Format: Paperback
88 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $9.95
Thousands of elementary-school students helped Bruce Lansky, "The King of Giggle Poetry," pick the poems by Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, Jeff Moss, Colin McNaughton, David Harrison, Bruce Lansky and other popular poets included in this book. And if the poems don't put a smile on your face, Stephen Carpenter's hilarious illustrations surely will.
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