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My Foot Fell Asleep

My Foot Fell Asleep - by Kenn Nesbitt

Greetings

Pleased to meet you.
Glad to know you.
Please come in
and let me show you
wondrous things
you've got to see:
sleeping feet
and royal tea,
private kingdoms,
camel schools,
magic soup,
and swimming 'ools,
lonely hippos,
skunkupines,
dancing ants,
and Frankestein!
Grab a chair
and have a seat.
Hang your coat,
put up your feet.
Come on in
and let me greet you.
Glad to know you.
Pleased to meet you.

Kenn Nesbitt

Copyright © 1998 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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Written by Kenn Nesbitt
Illustrated by Michael Roberts
Copyright © 1998 Kenn Nesbitt

Format: Paperback
52 pages
Published by: Purple Room Publshing
List Price: $9.95

Get ready to laugh as you discover the wonderfully zany poetry of Kenn Nesbitt! You'll read about the world's fastest bicycle and meanest pirate ever. You'll meet a marching band of musical ants, and a dragon who can't blow out his birthday candles. You'll learn how not to play with your food, and why you can't bring a camel to school. Children and adults alike will want to read these poems again and again.

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Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
inaya wrote
that pome was great bravo bravo for kenn i love the pomes you have wrote
Mithing Tooth
inaya wrote
i liked your funny pome but at the same time i could not read it u r the one who puts that magic funny fairy dust on the pomes
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
inaya wrote
kenn i did not really like the pome it is not that funny u did not put the really, really ,really,really,really,really funny funny fairy dust on it this time i do not know what to say it is really complicated i have never ever hated one of your stories before it is just complicated i do not know but the part that you said that she thinks she is santa claus that is funny dont worry be happy i still like your stories they have alot of funny fairy dust on them i love your stories but bravo for even trying your hardest and your best bravo
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