Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies - by Kenn Nesbitt

Welcome Back to School

"Dear students, the summer has ended.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
I promise we'll only have fun.

"We won't study any mathematics,
and recess will last all day long.
Instead of the Pledge of Allegiance,
we'll belt out a rock 'n' roll song.

"We'll only play games in the classroom.
You're welcome to bring in your toys.
It's okay to run in the hallways.
It's great if you make lots of noise.

"For homework you'll play your Nintendo
You'll have to watch lots of TV.
For field trips we'll go to the movies
and get lots of candy for free.

"The lunchroom will only serve chocolate
and Triple-Fudge Sundaes Supreme."
Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.

Kenn Nesbitt

Copyright © 2007 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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About this Book

Written by Kenn Nesbitt
Illustrated by Mike and Carl Gordon
Copyright © 2007 Kenn Nesbitt

Format: Paperback
80 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $8.95

From lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt is one of the fastest rising poetry stars in the country and has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school.

Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!


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Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
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I am loving this poem!
For My Brother, On His Birthday
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I like this poem it is the nice
My Teacher Ate My Homework
Suzy wrote
I really like this poem.
Songs
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