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Rolling in the Aisles
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Meatloaf
My mother made a meatloaf
but I think she made it wrong.
It could be that she cooked it
just a little bit too long.
She pulled it from the oven;
and we all began to choke.
The meatloaf was on fire
and the kitchen filled with smoke.
The smoke detectors squealed
at all the flaming meatloaf haze.
My father used his drink
to try extinguishing the blaze.
Mom shrieked and dropped the meatloaf;
it exploded with a boom,
and splattered blackened globs on
every surface in the room.
The dog passed out. The kitten hid.
My brother screamed and fled.
The baby ate a piece of meatloaf
sticking to her head.
My father started yelling
and my sister went berserk.
But I kept cool and said, "at least
our smoke detectors work." Linda Knaus and Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2004 Linda Knaus and Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved. |
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About this BookWritten by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 2004 Bruce Lansky Format: Hardcover
127 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $17.00
This new collection of funny poems by beloved poets such as Bruce Lansky, Jack Prelutsky, Shel Silverstein, and Douglas Florian and up-and-comers such as Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, Robert Pottle, and Dave Crawley will have both kid-size and grownup-size readers rolling in the aisles!
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Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
inaya wrote
that pome was great bravo bravo for kenn i love the pomes you have wrote |  |
Mithing Tooth
inaya wrote
i liked your funny pome but at the same time i could not read it u r the one who puts that magic funny fairy dust on the pomes |  |
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
inaya wrote
kenn i did not really like the pome it is not that funny u did not put the really, really ,really,really,really,really funny funny fairy dust on it this time i do not know what to say it is really complicated i have never ever hated one of your stories before it is just complicated i do not know but the part that you said that she thinks she is santa claus that is funny dont worry be happy i still like your stories they have alot of funny fairy dust on them i love your stories but bravo for even trying your hardest and your best bravo |
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