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Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney - by Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Poor Santa got stuck in our chimney.
I know it sounds weird, but it's true.
His feet made it down, but his belly
was one size too large for the flue.

His reindeer are up on our rooftop.
His sleigh is still loaded with toys.
And Santa, that kindly old fellow,
is making a whole lot of noise.

We called the police and the sheriff.
They showed up with ladders and cranes.
They brought all their winches and pulleys,
plus bungee cords, cables and chains.

They're working right now to remove him
by hoisting him slowly back out.
It might take all morning, for Santa
is more than a little bit stout.

If you don't have presents this morning,
we're sorry you're having to wait.
But Santa's still stuck in our chimney.
He may be a day or two late.

Until then, please hide all your cookies.
Though Santa may find this severe,
at least then he'll fit down the chimney
when he comes on Christmas next year.

Kenn Nesbitt

Copyright © 2006 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

How to Buy This Book

This title is now out of print and is no longer available directly from poetry4kids.com. However, you may still find copies available for sale on Amazon.com.

About this Book

Written by Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus
Illustrated by Mike and Carl Gordon
Copyright © 2006 Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus

Format: Hardcover
32 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $9.95

Laugh your way through the holiday season! Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus—two of today's fastest rising poetry stars— will light up your holiday celebration with this book of cheerful Christmas poetry. Nesbitt and Knaus teamed up to create 20 charming poems capturing all the things that could go wrong during the holiday season, including hunting for a mall parking spot on the day after Thankstiving, Santa getting stuck in the chimney, eating unusual foods at a potluck Christmas dinner, and more.

With delightful illustrations by Mike and Carl Gordon, this collection is sure to bring extra cheer to young and old this holiday season!

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