I Hope I Don't Strike Out!

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic Our teacher's a football fanatic. It's all that he has on his mind. He listens to games on his headphones, and frets when his team is behind. He jumps up and down with they're winning. He screams when they fumble a pass. We know we're supposed to be reading, but watching him's simply a gas. Our principal walked in on Friday, and he was too angry to speak. Our substitute started on Monday. Our teacher's been benched for a week. Kenn Nesbitt Copyright © 2008 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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About this Book

Written by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 2008 Bruce Lansky

Format: Hardcover
32 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $9.95

Get ready to experience the wide world of sports in a whole new light--a funny one! Bruce Lansky and his team of all-star Giggle Poets are att it again, only this time with sports. From baseball to football, karate to dodge ball, each poem is aimed right at your funny bone.

In all, these are twenty-two of the funniest sports poems ever published, and they're sure to have both bench-warmers and starters laughing.