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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

All My Great ExcusesAll My Great Excuses
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Opposite DayOpposite Day
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H151 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
NicknamesNicknames
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
Hammering a NailHammering a Nail
Emilio, EmilioEmilio, Emilio
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
I Love MeI Love Me
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
I Played a GameI Played a Game
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
Love SickLove Sick
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy

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