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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

Xbox, XboxXbox, Xbox
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
The Games in My RoomThe Games in My Room
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Tried to Ride a SkateboardI Tried to Ride a Skateboard
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
I Tried to Do My HomeworkI Tried to Do My Homework
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My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Opposite DayOpposite Day
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
That Explains It!That Explains It!
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
Class GasClass Gas
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
NicknamesNicknames
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
I Love MeI Love Me
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
Minecraft MikeMinecraft Mike
My Smartphone Isn't Very SmartMy Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
Alphabet BreakAlphabet Break
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
I Rode a Rainbow UnicornI Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy

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