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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
This Winter I Went SleddingThis Winter I Went Sledding
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
I Love MeI Love Me
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
Coal in My StockingCoal in My Stocking
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Played a GameI Played a Game
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
Mashed Potatoes on the CeilingMashed Potatoes on the Ceiling

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