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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

All My Great ExcusesAll My Great Excuses
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
I Tried to Ride a SkateboardI Tried to Ride a Skateboard
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H151 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
The Games in My RoomThe Games in My Room
Opposite DayOpposite Day
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
I Tried to Do My HomeworkI Tried to Do My Homework
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
NicknamesNicknames
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
I Rode a Rainbow UnicornI Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
I Love MeI Love Me
Minecraft MikeMinecraft Mike
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
Alphabet BreakAlphabet Break
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
My Smartphone Isn't Very SmartMy Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
Halloween PartyHalloween Party

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