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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
NicknamesNicknames
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
I Love MeI Love Me
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
I Played a GameI Played a Game
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
PerfectPerfect
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Dog Plays Invisible FrisbeeMy Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
Mashed Potatoes On the CeilingMashed Potatoes On the Ceiling
My Robot's MisbehavingMy Robot's Misbehaving
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
My Dog FredMy Dog Fred
Mr. Brown the Circus ClownMr. Brown the Circus Clown
I Wrote an Awful PoemI Wrote an Awful Poem
The All-Bean DietThe All-Bean Diet
When Frankenstein Was Just a KidWhen Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
Peter Passed a Note TodayPeter Passed a Note Today
My Book Report is Due TodayMy Book Report is Due Today
The Contents of My DeskThe Contents of My Desk
My Elephant Thinks I'm WonderfulMy Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
My Senses All are BackwardMy Senses All are Backward
Mithing ToothMithing Tooth
My Father Looks Like FrankensteinMy Father Looks Like Frankenstein
Bouncing Off the WindowsBouncing Off the Windows
Our Teacher's Multi-TalentedOur Teacher's Multi-Talented
My Excellent EducationMy Excellent Education
I Bought a Pet BananaI Bought a Pet Banana
Happy BirthdayHappy Birthday
Bubble Wrap, Bubble WrapBubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap

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