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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

Swimming OolSwimming Ool
My LunchMy Lunch
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
Class GasClass Gas
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
I Love MeI Love Me
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
Mr. ObviousMr. Obvious
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Played a GameI Played a Game
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
My Dog Plays Invisible FrisbeeMy Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
Mashed Potatoes On the CeilingMashed Potatoes On the Ceiling
My Dog FredMy Dog Fred
My Robot's MisbehavingMy Robot's Misbehaving
The Contents of My DeskThe Contents of My Desk
Peter Passed a Note TodayPeter Passed a Note Today
My Elephant Thinks I'm WonderfulMy Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
My Book Report is Due TodayMy Book Report is Due Today
I Wrote an Awful PoemI Wrote an Awful Poem
When Frankenstein Was Just a KidWhen Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

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