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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
This Winter I Went SleddingThis Winter I Went Sledding
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
NicknamesNicknames
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
Coal in My StockingCoal in My Stocking
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
I Love MeI Love Me
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'd Like to Meet an AlienI'd Like to Meet an Alien
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
November Is Upon UsNovember Is Upon Us
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Played a GameI Played a Game
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
Mashed Potatoes on the CeilingMashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen

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