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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
Class GasClass Gas
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
November Is Upon UsNovember Is Upon Us
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
I Love MeI Love Me
I'd Like to Meet an AlienI'd Like to Meet an Alien
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
Santa Brought a Bar of SoapSanta Brought a Bar of Soap
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
My Sister's Pretty PickyMy Sister's Pretty Picky
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
I Played a GameI Played a Game
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
Mashed Potatoes on the CeilingMashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
My Dog Plays Invisible FrisbeeMy Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee

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