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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
That Explains It!That Explains It!
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
Class GasClass Gas
This Winter I Went SleddingThis Winter I Went Sledding
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
NicknamesNicknames
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H151 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
Fred's HeadFred's Head
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
I Love MeI Love Me
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
Love SickLove Sick
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
Coal in My StockingCoal in My Stocking
I Played a GameI Played a Game
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy

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