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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

Joe the EmojiJoe the Emoji
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
Minecraft MikeMinecraft Mike
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
I Tried to Do My HomeworkI Tried to Do My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H151 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
Opposite DayOpposite Day
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Tried to Ride a SkateboardI Tried to Ride a Skateboard
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
The Games in My RoomThe Games in My Room
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
I Love MeI Love Me
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
Alphabet BreakAlphabet Break
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
My Smartphone Isn't Very SmartMy Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick

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