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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
Halloween CuisineHalloween Cuisine
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
NicknamesNicknames
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
I Love MeI Love Me
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
My Sister's Pretty PickyMy Sister's Pretty Picky
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Played a GameI Played a Game
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
Mr. ObviousMr. Obvious
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
Mashed Potatoes on the CeilingMashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
My Dog Plays Invisible FrisbeeMy Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
My Dog FredMy Dog Fred
My Robot's MisbehavingMy Robot's Misbehaving

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