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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

Joe the EmojiJoe the Emoji
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My LunchMy Lunch
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Minecraft MikeMinecraft Mike
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
My Puppy Ate My EarbudsMy Puppy Ate My Earbuds
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
My Mother Does My HomeworkMy Mother Does My Homework
Opposite DayOpposite Day
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H151 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15
That Explains It!That Explains It!
Class GasClass Gas
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
The Games in My RoomThe Games in My Room
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
The Biggest Burp EverThe Biggest Burp Ever
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
Not-So Fast FoodNot-So Fast Food
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
My Smartphone Isn't Very SmartMy Smartphone Isn't Very Smart
I Tried to Ride a SkateboardI Tried to Ride a Skateboard
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
I Love MeI Love Me
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Alphabet BreakAlphabet Break
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
My Family's Fond of GadgetsMy Family's Fond of Gadgets
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
I Tried to Do My HomeworkI Tried to Do My Homework
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
Our Teacher's Not a ZombieOur Teacher's Not a Zombie
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
I Played a GameI Played a Game
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine

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