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More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites.

All My Great ExcusesAll My Great Excuses
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie CakesMy Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
Swimming OolSwimming Ool
My LunchMy Lunch
Please Don't Read This PoemPlease Don't Read This Poem
I Taught My Cat to Clean My RoomI Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Mother Said to Do My ChoresMy Mother Said to Do My Chores
Cookies for SantaCookies for Santa
My Dog Lives On the SofaMy Dog Lives On the Sofa
Welcome Back to SchoolWelcome Back to School
I Bought a MaseratiI Bought a Maserati
Basketball's My Favorite SportBasketball's My Favorite Sport
April Fool's DayApril Fool's Day
Wayne the StegosaurusWayne the Stegosaurus
My Hamster Has a SkateboardMy Hamster Has a Skateboard
I Didn't Go CampingI Didn't Go Camping
My Brother's Not a WerewolfMy Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Teacher Ate My HomeworkMy Teacher Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His BirthdayFor My Brother, On His Birthday
The Armpit of DoomThe Armpit of Doom
My Dog Ate My HomeworkMy Dog Ate My Homework
I'm Staying Home From School TodayI'm Staying Home From School Today
I Raised My Hand in ClassI Raised My Hand in Class
I Went to the BarberI Went to the Barber
That Explains It!That Explains It!
My Puppy Likes the WaterMy Puppy Likes the Water
Class GasClass Gas
A Reindeer for ChristmasA Reindeer for Christmas
The Seefood DietThe Seefood Diet
I Think My Dad is DraculaI Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Plays PianoMy Puppy Plays Piano
At History I'm HopelessAt History I'm Hopeless
Don't Ever Bite Your SisterDon't Ever Bite Your Sister
NicknamesNicknames
Our Teacher Sings the BeatlesOur Teacher Sings the Beatles
My Mouse is MisbehavingMy Mouse is Misbehaving
I Never Want to Go to BedI Never Want to Go to Bed
My Mom's SpaghettiMy Mom's Spaghetti
Today I Had a Rotten DayToday I Had a Rotten Day
Pet ShoppingPet Shopping
My Dog Does My HomeworkMy Dog Does My Homework
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the RunGerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
Waiter, There's a Dog in My SoupWaiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
I Knew a GuyI Knew a Guy
I Bought Our Cat a JetpackI Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Tighty-Whity SpiderThe Tighty-Whity Spider
Halloween is Nearly HereHalloween is Nearly Here
My Personal SlaveMy Personal Slave
The Teachers Jumped Out of the WindowsThe Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
I Love MeI Love Me
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TVMy Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
My Kitten Won't Stop TalkingMy Kitten Won't Stop Talking
A Valentine for MomA Valentine for Mom
The Aliens Have Landed!The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, MirrorMirror, Mirror
You Can Never Be Too CarefulYou Can Never Be Too Careful
I Love to Do the LaundryI Love to Do the Laundry
I'm Not PickyI'm Not Picky
I'm Absolutely Full TonightI'm Absolutely Full Tonight
A Fish in a SpaceshipA Fish in a Spaceship
You Can Argue with a Tennis BallYou Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
Electronic ChristmasElectronic Christmas
My Sister Thinks She's Santa ClausMy Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
This Morning is Our History TestThis Morning is Our History Test
My Parents Sent Me To the StoreMy Parents Sent Me To the Store
Today I Wrote this PoemToday I Wrote this Poem
School SuppliesSchool Supplies
I Bought a New Banana SuitI Bought a New Banana Suit
My Dog Likes to DiscoMy Dog Likes to Disco
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas ListDear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for DiamondsDigging for Diamonds
I Don't Know What to Do TodayI Don't Know What to Do Today
My Dog is Not the Smartest DogMy Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
I'm Building a RocketI'm Building a Rocket
On the Thirty Third of JanuaugustOn the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Cat Goes Flying Through the AirMy Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the ChapstickI Ran for the Chapstick
I Played a GameI Played a Game
I Think I'm Related to BigfootI Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
Halloween PartyHalloween Party
I Often Contradict MyselfI Often Contradict Myself
The Marvelous Homework and Housework MachineThe Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
Mr. ObviousMr. Obvious
My Parents Are Making Me CrazyMy Parents Are Making Me Crazy
My Bunny Lies Over My DoggyMy Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
Mashed Potatoes On the CeilingMashed Potatoes On the Ceiling
Sharpen, Sharpen, SharpenSharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
My Dog Plays Invisible FrisbeeMy Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
The Toughest Pastry MakerThe Toughest Pastry Maker
My Sister's Pretty PickyMy Sister's Pretty Picky
My Dog FredMy Dog Fred
My Robot's MisbehavingMy Robot's Misbehaving
PerfectPerfect
Peter Passed a Note TodayPeter Passed a Note Today
The Contents of My DeskThe Contents of My Desk

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