My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV

A Funny Pig Poem for Kids

My pig won't let me watch TV.
It's totally unfair.
He watches anything he wants
but doesn't ever share.

I never get to watch cartoons
or anything like that.
He's busy watching farming shows.
I should have got a cat.

I should have got a goldfish
or a guinea pig or goat.
Instead, I've got this pig
who's always hogging the remote.

--Kenn Nesbitt

This poem appears in the book
The Armpit of Doom

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