Poetry for Kids
  Login or Register
Home  ·  Poems  ·  Books  ·  Games  ·  News  ·  Links  ·  Search  ·  Your Account
 Word Games
 Main Menu



 Poetry Fun
 Home
 Funny Poems
 Books
 Games
 Email Newsletter
 News
 Podcast
 Poems by Email
 Poetry Lessons
 Rhyming Dictionary
 Surprise Me
 Surveys
 Web Links

 For Members
 Contests
 Forums
 Poetry Journals
 Your Account

 Articles
 About Kenn Nesbitt
 FAQ
 For Parents
 For Teachers

 School Visits
 School Visits
 Event Calendar
 Where's Kenn?

 Website
 Contact Kenn
 Search this Site
 Statistics
 Link to Us

We received
106329507
page views since June 2004

 User Info
Welcome, Guest
Nickname
Password
Security Code: Security Code
Type Security Code

(Register)

Membership
Latest: annabgess
New Today: 1
Yesterday: 23
Overall: 14437

People Online
Visitors: 195
Members: 1
Total: 196

Online Now
01: annabgess
 Subscribe

Use these buttons to read Poetry4kids news and poems in your favorite RSS news reader.

Funny Poems

AddThis Feed Button

Poetry4kids News

AddThis Feed Button

Follow Me on Twitter

Comments for 'My Mom's a Vegetarian'

On Oct 14, 2009 hannah from UK wrote:
lol...I Wonder If that Kid Had A Bad Lunch Lady?
On Oct 11, 2009 A Chick From England from England wrote:
Ha Ha! My Mum isn't a Vegetarian though and my Dad is a Carnivore. LOL! Have you seen Ken Nesbitt's 'I Bought a New Tank for my Goldfish?' It is really funny! See you later! Ken Nesbitt writes the best poems!
On Jun 28, 2009 Cooldude27 from United States wrote:
The poem was really funny. I don't know how Kenn Nesbitt can write poems like that.
On May 8, 2009 Mikayla from U.S.A. wrote:
That was totally FUNNY. I lalalaloved it.
On Apr 28, 2009 kelso from USA wrote:
great for kids who have bad lunchladies.
On Apr 16, 2009 KingsKid from Nepolatia wrote:
This poem is great 4 the kids, It's clever.
On Apr 14, 2009 bailey from usa wrote:
that was so funny my whole family eats really anything except my mom will not eat any thing with a weird texture
On Apr 14, 2009 brooke from usa wrote:
this poem is great i am going to read it to my class!!
On Apr 13, 2009 Sarah H. from USA wrote:
LOL! So Cool. I love Kenn Nebsitt's Poetry! :)
On Apr 3, 2009 Ayanna from nc wrote:
i think its ok for me if you say
On Apr 3, 2009 baes4 from maryland wrote:
i wont like to be a vegetarian because i dont like vegetbles.i think they taste very bad
On Mar 18, 2009 Lauren from California wrote:
It is the stupidest poem i have ever read
On Jan 28, 2009 Scarlett from Bermuda wrote:
i love your poems they are so funny!!
On Jan 28, 2009 meenal from london wrote:
your poem is fab
On Jan 27, 2009 Tanner from usa wrote:
This is the best poem in the world.
On Jan 27, 2009 eyyeyteye from etyrtyrtyr wrote:
thats weird nerdy
On Jan 27, 2009 Austin Bullock from Pacific Ocean wrote:
I love to swim
On Dec 5, 2008 kayleigh from England wrote:
I thought the poem was fab.....
On Nov 14, 2008 sally from north pole wrote:
yea well my mom is normal and not a freak lyk urs!!!!!
On Nov 14, 2008 Emma from Australia wrote:
really funny I laughed till I droped
On Nov 2, 2008 driella from Malaysia wrote:
Hi kenn, your poems makes me lough till dead... LOL i still alive ..just a joke from now , keep trying man, your poems, all of it is da best 4 ever...
On Nov 1, 2008 Nathan from america wrote:
cool poem dude
On Oct 28, 2008 keemaya gadgil from india wrote:
funny and loved it. keep it up kenn.
On May 21, 2008 bob from canida wrote:
ok first im going to say that im a girl not a boy...! and poeple say that my name is a boys name so im a girl ok....... are you a girl LOL couse u no
On Apr 20, 2008 Allyson from Floidia wrote:
I love how you choose yr words.
On Apr 16, 2008 brendon from us wrote:
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Return to My Mom's a Vegetarian.



 Poems by Email
Enter your email address for weekly funny poems.
 Sponsors


 Survey
Do you like tongue twisters?

Yes
No
What's a tongue twister?



Results
Polls

Votes 17329
 Comments
That Explains It!
harry wrote
very very fun poem I ever seen!
My Robot Does My Homework
harry wrote
I got 100 score on this poem writing!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
kimberley!!!!!!!! wrote
!!!! this is awesome for homework we have to recite a poem...... im choosing this poem everyone else in the class is doing some boring old poem,but im gonna do this one :D

About Us · Privacy Policy · Link to Us · Tell a Friend · Contact Us
Copyright © 2008, Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.
Page Generation: 0.39 Seconds