If Kids Ruled the School

Falling Asleep in Class I fell asleep in class today, as I was awfully bored. I laid my head upon my desk and closed my eyes and snored. I woke to find a piece of paper sticking to my face. I'd slobbered on my textbooks and my hair was a disgrace. My clothes were badly rumpled and my eyes were glazed and red. My binder left a three-ring indentation in my head. I slept through class, and probably I would have slept some more, except my students woke me as they headed out the door. Kenn Nesbitt Copyright © 2004 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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About this Book

Written by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Copyright © 2004 Bruce Lansky

Format: Paperback
73 pages
Published by: Meadowbrook Press
List Price: $8.95

If you’ve ever tried to convince Mom and Dad that the F on your report card stands for “fabulous,” this hilarious collection of school poems is for you! In the tradition of the popular anthology No More Homework! No More Tests!, this book covers wild and wacky school topics, such as bringing skunks to show-and-tell, falling asleep at your desk, and ripping your pants on the playground.