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Alex's Allergy
Alex had an allergy
that no one could explain.
It made him wheeze and cough and sneeze
and moan and groan in pain.
A single slight exposure,
and he'd start to squawk and squeal.
A second time ensured
that he'd be barking like a seal.
He'd salivate and slobber
as his nose began to twitch.
He'd squirm and say his body felt
like one gigantic itch.
At last they found the cause,
which Alex thought was pretty cool.
So now he stays at home;
he is allergic to his school.
On Nov 16, 2009 JOJO from United Kingdom wrote:
When i read this poem i laughed my head off because i sit next to a boy called alex and it was just soo funny.I also luved the ending HAHAHA
On Nov 15, 2009 Amber from Iowa wrote:
nice i luved the ending good job
On Nov 15, 2009 connie slater from england wrote:
hahahahaha that was so funny i wish i was allergic to school me and me friend couldnt dtop laughing what a funny poem lmao/
On Nov 12, 2009 Lailiana from NJ wrote:
It is soo FUNNY!
On Nov 11, 2009 bob360 from uk wrote:
funny poem well thought out
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