My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.
He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.
He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
He's as stealthy as a cat.
He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
my dad can't find his keys!
On Jul 29, 2008 nicole from england wrote:
that is so fabules and it is really funny i will be laughing all night ha ha lol keep up the good work
On Jun 12, 2008 poem-person from ? wrote:
Wow. But the ending needs to be streched out a bit.
On Jun 4, 2008 Munchlax47(Cole Barron) from Canada wrote:
I have memorized every single poem on this site keep up the good work
Munchlax47(Cole Barron).
YOUR AWSOME KENN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On May 25, 2008 yomama from usa wrote:
its ok:)
On May 25, 2008 whAad from usa wrote:
lol thats to funny:)
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