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My Dad's a Secret Agent
My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.
He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.
He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
He's as stealthy as a cat.
He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
my dad can't find his keys!
On Mar 9, 2010 Hot sauce from USA wrote:
Ha its funny cause it true:)
On Mar 7, 2010 lauren from usa wrote:
i wonder what it would it would be like if my dad was a secret agent? GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!! your very talented funny and creative!!! BEST POEM WEBSITE FOR ME!!!! keep up the good work KEN!!!!
On Mar 7, 2010 reenreen75 from philippines wrote:
That's so funny hehehe
On Jan 27, 2010 whatever from something wrote:
I don't like 'cause it's not funny
On Jan 27, 2010 asia from usa wrote:
So far u r da first 2 make me laf
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