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My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog

My dog is not the smartest dog alive.
He seems to think that two and two is five.
He's sure Japan's the capital of France.
He says that submarines know how to dance.

My dog declares that tigers grow on trees.
He argues only antelopes eat cheese.
He tells me that he's twenty nine feet tall,
then adds that ants are good at basketball.

He claims to own a mansion on the moon;
a palace that he bought from a baboon.
He swears the sun is made of candy bars,
and says he's seen bananas play guitars.

It seems to me my dog is pretty dense.
He talks a lot, but doesn't make much sense.
Although I love my dog with all my heart,
I have to say, he isn't very smart.

--Kenn Nesbitt


Copyright © 2005 Kenn Nesbitt
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On Jul 9, 2008 zack from australia wrote:
NAH DAH THE DOG ISNT THE SMARTEST WHAT IS THERE POINT AM I GOING TO MAKE A POEM SAYING HOW DUMB MY PETS ARE??? >8Þ
On Jul 9, 2008 LM from Singapore wrote:
it's quite a nice and funny peom to me.BUT dogs can't talk,right?
On Jul 6, 2008 caitlin from england wrote:
I really liked it , but the dog is quite smart because dogs cant do maths and english and stuff like that .
On Jun 23, 2008 sOULJA bOI from dA gHETto wrote:
Yo you allz are playa haters Kenn Nesbit's a G. Yo he's got skillz. Just kuz his dog been Trough some tough times doesents means you insult da player. Yo be disrespetin my homie G kenn nesbit, you be disrespectin the hood, yo im out. PEACE
On Jun 5, 2008 bobby mcbob-bob from canada wrote:
how can dogs talk?

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