My Excellent Education

A Funny School Poem for Kids

How to juggle. How to hop. How to make my knuckles pop. How to whinny. How to cluck. How to talk like Donald Duck. How to wiggle both my ears. How to fake convincing tears. How to yo-yo. Capture flies. Roll my tongue and cross my eyes. How to make a piggy snout. How to make my eyes bug out. These are things I learned in school. Education-- Ain't it cool? --Kenn Nesbitt

This poem appears in the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Copyright © 2007 Kenn Nesbitt
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	On Dec 13, 2011 yesly from houston tx wrote: Lov these poems ? Keep. Writing more plz
	On Sep 29, 2011 maheen from Pakistan wrote: i loved it
	On Jul 18, 2011 ali from england wrote: its a very nice poem and i love to study alot
	On Jul 4, 2011 maryam from pakistan wrote: it was very nice but for the one who really know the meaning of education i really enjoy it .

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