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My Excellent Education

How to juggle.
How to hop.
How to make
my knuckles pop.

How to whinny.
How to cluck.
How to talk
like Donald Duck.

How to wiggle
both my ears.
How to fake
convincing tears.

How to yo-yo.
Capture flies.
Roll my tongue
and cross my eyes.

How to make a
piggy snout.
How to make
my eyes bug out.

These are things
I learned in school.
Education--
Ain't it cool?

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Copyright © 2007 Kenn Nesbitt
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On Mar 9, 2010 corncake1 from fl wrote:
cool
On Mar 8, 2010 Bamkho (AKA Thang) from TheCoolLand wrote:
I love this poem
On Mar 7, 2010 jemma from england wrote:
I like this poem, i think it is funny even my mum and dad liked it!
On Mar 4, 2010 jonalyn perez from united states of america wrote:
i love this place i copy everything off of here!!its so cool
On Mar 3, 2010 f from usa wrote:
cool

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