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I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

I'm absolutely full tonight.
I couldn't eat another bite.
I couldn't eat a half a bean,
or even taste a tangerine.
I couldn't lick a lettuce leaf
or bite the slightest bit of beef.
I couldn't polish off a pea
or sip a single drop of tea
or nibble on a nanogram
of pickled ham or candied yam
or lamb or clam or jam or Spam.
Yes, that's how full I truly am.
To even think of eating more
would leave me lying on the floor
and surely make my stomach hurt
unless, of course, you've got dessert.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
My Hippo Has the Hiccups


Copyright © 2009 Kenn Nesbitt
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On Jul 28, 2009 katrina from australia wrote:
im always full and i liked this poem
On Jul 10, 2009 Keisha from Singapore wrote:
I really like all of kenn nesbitt's poems. All of them always make me laugh! My favourite poem is ''The Drinking Fountian'' :D
On Jul 7, 2009 Bubble Man from Bubble Land wrote:
LOL! Its SO funny! I'm SO full!
On Jun 28, 2009 Eric from HK wrote:
Wow!Really good.
On Jun 23, 2009 karinder from wales wrote:
im really love kenn nessbites poems he really inspires me its so funny lol im smart

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