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I'm Absolutely Full Tonight
I'm absolutely full tonight.
I couldn't eat another bite.
I couldn't eat a half a bean,
or even taste a tangerine.
I couldn't lick a lettuce leaf
or bite the slightest bit of beef.
I couldn't polish off a pea
or sip a single drop of tea
or nibble on a nanogram
of pickled ham or candied yam
or lamb or clam or jam or Spam.
Yes, that's how full I truly am.
To even think of eating more
would leave me lying on the floor
and surely make my stomach hurt
unless, of course, you've got dessert.
On Jul 28, 2009 katrina from australia wrote:
im always full and i liked this poem
On Jul 10, 2009 Keisha from Singapore wrote:
I really like all of kenn nesbitt's poems. All of them always make me laugh! My favourite poem is ''The Drinking Fountian'' :D
On Jul 7, 2009 Bubble Man from Bubble Land wrote:
LOL! Its SO funny! I'm SO full!
On Jun 28, 2009 Eric from HK wrote:
Wow!Really good.
On Jun 23, 2009 karinder from wales wrote:
im really love kenn nessbites poems he really inspires me its so funny lol im smart
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