If you should need a t-shirt
or perhaps a pair of socks,
the Werewolf has you covered,
for it's stockings that he stocks.

His shop has briefs and boxer shorts,
brassieres and BVDs,
suspenders, slips, and other
undergarments such as these.

He'll find you flannel long johns,
which he stocks in "his" and "hers."
And, yes, he does have diapers
for his baby customers.

No matter if it's undershirts
or tights you're looking for,
the underwear is over at
The Underwearwolf Store.

--Kenn Nesbitt