Today I walked into my big brother's room,
and that's when I saw it: The Armpit of Doom.
I wasn't expecting The Armpit at all.
I shrieked and fell backward and grabbed for the wall.
The Armpit was smelly. The Armpit was hairy.
The Armpit was truly disgusting and scary.
I wanted to vomit. I wanted to cry.
I wanted to flee from its all-seeing eye.
My skin started crawling with goosebumps and chills.
My brain began screaming to head for the hills.
I tried to escape but I knew I could not.
In horror, I found I was glued to the spot.
"Will somebody help me!?" I started to shout,
till fumes overcame me and made me pass out.
And that's why I'm here in this hospital room;
it's all on account of The Armpit of Doom.
I'm still feeling shaken. I'm queasy and pale,
but lucky I lived and can tell you my tale.
So take my advice... If you ever go near
your big brothers room, bring a whole lot of gear:
A gas mask and goggles, a helmet and shield,
or maybe a space suit that's perfectly sealed.
And then, only then, when you're fully prepared,
step in very slowly and hope you'll be spared.
But, if you're afraid of the Armpit of Doom,
stay far, far away from your big brother's room.
On Feb 27, 2014 JOHNATHAN D'Agostino from usa wrote:
funny funny funny
On Feb 20, 2014 MO from AMERICA wrote:
I liked the way you said it
On Jan 8, 2014 Audrey from Australia wrote:
Awesome! Left me ROFLing!
On Nov 23, 2013 Emily from USA wrote:
On Nov 18, 2013 Muskan from U.S.A wrote:
seriously! my room and my two elder brothers sleep in the same room! but i still survive(without an armpit) and it just fine plus i don't need any much more clothing to survive because i have been there forever!
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