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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Nobody Touch My Tarantula Sandwich
Nobody Touch My Tarantula Sandwich
Halloween Cuisine
Halloween Cuisine
When Chemists Die, They Barium
When Chemists Die, They Barium
Our Teacher's Not a Zombie
Our Teacher's Not a Zombie
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Dear Summer
Dear Summer
Bigfoot's Bewilderment
Bigfoot's Bewilderment
My Family's Fond of Gadgets
My Family's Fond of Gadgets
Glurp the Purple Alien
Glurp the Purple Alien

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
Xbox, Xbox
Xbox, Xbox
My Teacher Took My iPod
My Teacher Took My iPod
All My Great Excuses
All My Great Excuses
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My Lunch
My Lunch
Swimming Ool
Swimming Ool
Please Don't Read This Poem
Please Don't Read This Poem
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
My Mother Said to Do My Chores

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
Cookies for Santa
Cookies for Santa
Welcome Back to School
Welcome Back to School
I Bought a Maserati
I Bought a Maserati
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Wayne the Stegosaurus
Wayne the Stegosaurus
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
April Fool's Day
April Fool's Day
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Brother's Not a Werewolf
I Didn't Go Camping
I Didn't Go Camping
My Teacher Ate My Homework
My Teacher Ate My Homework
The Armpit of Doom
The Armpit of Doom
My Dog Ate My Homework
My Dog Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His Birthday
For My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School Today
I'm Staying Home From School Today
I Raised My Hand in Class
I Raised My Hand in Class
My Puppy Likes the Water
My Puppy Likes the Water
I Went to the Barber
I Went to the Barber
That Explains It!
That Explains It!
Class Gas
Class Gas
A Reindeer for Christmas
A Reindeer for Christmas
My Family's Fond of Gadgets
My Family's Fond of Gadgets
I Think My Dad is Dracula
I Think My Dad is Dracula
My Puppy Plays Piano
My Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your Sister
Don't Ever Bite Your Sister
Nicknames
Nicknames
The Seefood Diet
The Seefood Diet
At History I'm Hopeless
At History I'm Hopeless
Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Our Teacher Sings the Beatles
Our Teacher Sings the Beatles
I Never Want to Go to Bed
I Never Want to Go to Bed
Pet Shopping
Pet Shopping
My Dog Does My Homework
My Dog Does My Homework
My Mom's Spaghetti
My Mom's Spaghetti
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
Today I Had a Rotten Day
Today I Had a Rotten Day
I Knew a Guy
I Knew a Guy
The Tighty-Whity Spider
The Tighty-Whity Spider
Halloween is Nearly Here
Halloween is Nearly Here
I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
My Personal Slave
My Personal Slave
I Love Me
I Love Me
My Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
Nobody Touch My Tarantula Sandwich
Nobody Touch My Tarantula Sandwich
My Mouse is Misbehaving
My Mouse is Misbehaving
The Aliens Have Landed!
The Aliens Have Landed!
Mirror, Mirror
Mirror, Mirror
You Can Never Be Too Careful
You Can Never Be Too Careful
I'm Not Picky
I'm Not Picky
A Valentine for Mom
A Valentine for Mom
I Love to Do the Laundry
I Love to Do the Laundry
A Fish in a Spaceship
A Fish in a Spaceship
I'm Absolutely Full Tonight
I'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
The Biggest Burp Ever
The Biggest Burp Ever
Electronic Christmas
Electronic Christmas
This Morning is Our History Test
This Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
Today I Wrote this Poem
Today I Wrote this Poem
School Supplies
School Supplies
My Parents Sent Me To the Store
My Parents Sent Me To the Store
I Bought a New Banana Suit
I Bought a New Banana Suit
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Digging for Diamonds
Digging for Diamonds
My Dog Likes to Disco
My Dog Likes to Disco
I Don't Know What to Do Today
I Don't Know What to Do Today
I'm Building a Rocket
I'm Building a Rocket
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Sister's Pretty Picky
My Sister's Pretty Picky
My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
Our Teacher's Not a Zombie
Our Teacher's Not a Zombie
My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the Chapstick
I Ran for the Chapstick
Halloween Party
Halloween Party
I Played a Game
I Played a Game
Halloween Cuisine
Halloween Cuisine
I Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
I Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
I Often Contradict Myself
I Often Contradict Myself
My Parents Are Making Me Crazy
My Parents Are Making Me Crazy
The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
Mr. Obvious
Mr. Obvious
Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
The Toughest Pastry Maker
The Toughest Pastry Maker
My Dog Fred
My Dog Fred
My Robot's Misbehaving
My Robot's Misbehaving
Betty Met a Yeti
Betty Met a Yeti
Perfect
Perfect
Peter Passed a Note Today
Peter Passed a Note Today

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