Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee	I Have a Triangular Kitten	Toby the Snowboarding Doberman	While Lying On the Grass Today	When Pigs Fly
Kitten Fight	When Rattlesnakes Wear Roller Skates	I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack	Frog Ball	Don't Ever Ask a Centipede

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee

I Knew a Guy

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

A Fish in a Spaceship

My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

This Morning is Our History Test	Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen	My Dog Likes to Disco	The Contents of My Desk	My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling	My Senses All are Backward	I Often Contradict Myself	My Robot's Misbehaving	Mithing Tooth
My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy	Happy Birthday	The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	My Father Looks Like Frankenstein	Swinging From the Lights
Get Up! Get Up!	My Nostril Smells Awesome	I Bought a Pet Banana	Peter Passed a Note Today	My Sister's Name is "Seven"
Our Teacher's Multi-Talented	Let Me Out of the Classroom	The One Thing I Won't Eat	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
Meatloaf	I Wake Today	I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack	I Dreamed I Was Riding a Zebra	I Have Noodles in My Nostrils

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Poems by Category

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