Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

The Headless Horseman's Hattery	Juan and Tu (A Tongue Twister)	Don't Ever Bite Your Sister	On the Thirty Third of Januaugust	Gabby's Baby Beagle (A Tongue Twister)
My Sister Kisses Thistles (A Tongue Twister)	I'm Practically Perfect	I Wrote This Little Poem	Speak When This Way Talk Do I	Landon McGee

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Went to the Barber

School Supplies

At History I'm Hopeless

This Morning is Our History Test

My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Dog Likes to Disco	My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog	Take Me Out of the Classroom	The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
I Don't Know What to Do Today	Peter Passed a Note Today	The Drinking Fountain	I Dreamed I Was Riding a Zebra	The Tiger and the Zebra
Don't Ever Bite Your Sister	I'm Practically Perfect	I Wake Today	My Hippo Has the Hiccups	The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver
My Computer Ate My Homework	World's Hardest Test	I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter	The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out	Lousy Catcher's Mitt
My Dad's a Secret Agent	My Elephant is Missing	I Cloned Myself on Friday Night	Rapunzel! Rapunzel!	Oh My Darling, Valentine
Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day	Dreaming of Summer	Oh My Darling, Frankenstein (Sung to the tune of Clementine)	When Larry Made Lasagna	I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock

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Poems by Category

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