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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

I Bought a Maserati

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Think My Dad is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Christmas Memories

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Wendy Wise

Pimple Problem

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Dog Ate My Homework

Joe the Emoji

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Christmas Shopping

My Senses All are Backward

Rumplestiltskin

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Santa's Feeling Sick

All My Great Excuses

My Sister's Name is Seven

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Played a Game

The Games in My Room

Today I Got a Valentine

How Not to Play With Your Food

November Is upon Us

The Cough

Sleeping Beauty

I'm Clever Whenever

Pet Shopping

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Hitting Rules

Poor Cinderella

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Maine Event

Xbox, Xbox

Swinging from the Lights

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Merlo the Magnificent

December 26

Hannah's Hammer

I'm Staying Home From School Today

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

Lefty the Lifter

Swimming Ool

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Larry the Librarian

My Mother Does My Homework

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Do My Homework

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

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To B or Not to B

Big Lunch

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Opposite Day

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Foolish Fiona

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Love Sick

The Armpit of Doom

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Welcome Back to School

I'm Practically Perfect

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Day After Christmas

Not-So Fast Food

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Puppy Plays Piano

Minecraft Mike

The Biggest Burp Ever

Five Sense Nonsense

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Didn't Go Camping

I Never Want to Go to Bed

At History I'm Hopeless

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack