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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Dog Does My Homework

My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Bought a Maserati

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Teacher Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Sleeping Beauty

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Today I Got a Valentine

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Pet Shopping

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Dog Ate My Homework

Pimple Problem

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Played a Game

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Staying Home From School Today

And Backed My Car into a Tree

All My Great Excuses

The Games in My Room

Foolish Fiona

Christmas Shopping


Our Teacher's a Hippie

Poor Cinderella

Swinging from the Lights

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Senses All are Backward

Today I Wrote this Poem

The Cough

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Wendy Wise

I'm Clever Whenever

When Larry Made Lasagna

Xbox, Xbox

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Maine Event

My Mother Does My Homework

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Sister's Name is Seven

Hitting Rules

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Love Sick

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Opposite Day

Welcome Back to School

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Merlo the Magnificent

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

I Tried to Do My Homework

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Excuse

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

To B or Not to B

Not-So Fast Food

Lefty the Lifter

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Day After Christmas

My Excellent Education

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

I Raised My Hand in Class

Larry the Librarian

A Dream of School Supplies

Brody the Custodian

My Puppy Plays Piano

Coal in My Stocking

My Puppy Likes the Water

That Explains It!

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas

I Didn't Go Camping

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles