Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Dreamed it Was December by Kenn Nesbitt
I Dreamed it Was December
The Dog Ate Our Dinner by Kenn Nesbitt
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Saturday's My Lazy Day by Kenn Nesbitt
Saturday’s My Lazy Day

I Need to Do My Homework

Computer Cat
Candy Andy by Kenn Nesbitt
Candy Andy

Octopus for Lunch
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night by Kenn Nesbitt
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
Random Recipe by Kenn Nesbitt
Random Recipe

Our Magic Toilet
Mrs. Mandy's Candy Shop by Kenn Nesbitt
Mrs. Mandy’s Candy Shop

Mr. Whisper

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Dreamed it Was December

I Made a Meme this Morning

Computer Cat

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

April Fool's Day

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


I Bought a Maserati

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Lost and Found

Homework Stew

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Pet Shopping

I Can't Wait for Summer

Falling Asleep in Class

My Dog Does My Homework

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

My Virtual Puppy


I Made a New Password

Peter Passed a Note Today

Advice from Dracula

Lunchbox Love Note

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Sleeping Beauty

My Christmas Travel Plan

Olympic Granny

We Ate All the Cheetos

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

My Father Can't Find Me

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Creepy Costume

Today I Got a Valentine

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

All My Great Excuses

My Flat Cat

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

I Woke up this Morning

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Here's a Silly Poem

I Went to the Movies

Zoom Gloom

The Football Game Is on TV

Pickle with Cheddar

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Vacation Cancellation

Somebody Stole My Butt

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Slipped on a Banana Peel


I Tried to Take a Selfie

Today I Wrote this Poem

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

How to Write a Very Long Poem

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Running Late

Candy Andy

Joe the Emoji

My Teacher Took My iPod

Online Is Fine

Deep Sea Dance

Chocolate for Breakfast

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

The Life of a Pirate Ain't Easy

Cooking Class

My Koala's Not a Doctor

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Dog Ate My Homework


Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Sleeping Santa

I Need to Do My Homework

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Valentine's Day Card

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Today I Wore a Costume

Elaine the Complainer

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Sick Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Keeping My Distance

I'd Like to Be a Movie Star

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

After Thanksgiving

My Dog Likes to Dig

Yesterday I Took a Test

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

And Backed My Car into a Tree