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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

Olympic Granny

My Teacher Took My iPod

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


I Tried to Take a Selfie

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Today I Got a Valentine

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

Christmas Shopping

Pet Shopping

Sleeping Beauty

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Santa's Feeling Sick

All My Great Excuses

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

I Played a Game

My Senses All are Backward

The Games in My Room

Hitting Rules

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Swinging from the Lights

Foolish Fiona

Poor Cinderella

The Cough

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Wendy Wise

Rumplestiltskin

This Poem's Not About a Dog

How Not to Play With Your Food

Xbox, Xbox

Lefty the Lifter

Maine Event

My Sister's Name is Seven

I'm Clever Whenever

When Larry Made Lasagna

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Mother Does My Homework

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Opposite Day

My Lunch

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I Tried to Do My Homework

Larry the Librarian

Love Sick

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Welcome Back to School

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Not-So Fast Food

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

A Dream of School Supplies

To B or Not to B

Five Sense Nonsense

Today I Wrote this Poem

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Armpit of Doom

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Day After Christmas

For My Brother, On His Birthday

Merlo the Magnificent

I Raised My Hand in Class

Minecraft Mike

My Excuse

The Biggest Burp Ever

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Coal in My Stocking

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Never Want to Go to Bed

At History I'm Hopeless

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

The Tighty-Whitey Spider