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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

I Went to the Barber

My Virtual Puppy

Today I Got a Valentine

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

I Made a New Password

I Bought a Maserati

Pet Shopping

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Olympic Granny

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Dog Does My Homework

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

Basketball's My Favorite Sport


I Tried to Take a Selfie

Sleeping Beauty

Swinging from the Lights

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa's Feeling Sick

Deep Sea Dance

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Pimple Problem

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Played a Game

The Games in My Room

Homework, I Love You



How Not to Play With Your Food

After Thanksgiving

I'm Staying Home From School Today

My Sister's Name is Seven

Running Late

My Brother Just Eats Candy

Poor Cinderella

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Welcome Back to School

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

My Senses All are Backward

All My Great Excuses

Christmas Shopping

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I Like Myself the Way I Am

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

The Cough

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Belinda Bell

Hitting Rules

November Is upon Us

Today I Wrote this Poem

Xbox, Xbox

I've Seen My Kitchen Sink

Ugly Couple

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Opposite Day

Random Miranda

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

Foolish Fiona

Wendy Wise

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Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

My Dog's Name Is "Cat"

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Merlo the Magnificent

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Maine Event

I Tried to Do My Homework

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Lunch

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Frank the Friendly Alien

Five Sense Nonsense

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I'm Clever Whenever

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

To B or Not to B

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

The Day After Christmas

Wayne the Stegosaurus