Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

Good Morning, Dear Students

I Think I’m in Love with My Smartphone

The Principal Is Missing

Yesterday I Took a Test

I Broke My Mother’s iPhone

A Real Groaner

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

Valentine’s Day Card

Lunchbox Love Note

Our Dog’s Name is Roomba

I Ate a Clock

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

I Can't Wait for Summer

Good Morning, Dear Students

The Games in My Room

My Flat Cat

My Dog Does My Homework

April Fool's Day

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

Yesterday I Took a Test

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Falling Asleep in Class

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Pet Shopping

I Made a New Password

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Valentine's Day Card

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

I Finished My Homework

Sleeping Santa


Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

My iPhone Did My Homework

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Running Late

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

A Real Groaner

I Tried to Take a Selfie

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Deep Sea Dance

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Father Can't Find Me

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Chocolate for Breakfast

On Halloween Night

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

All My Great Excuses

Thank You, Thanksgiving

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

Sick Day

My Dog Ate My Homework

My Teacher Ate My Homework


When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Pimple Problem

Swinging from the Lights

Nathaniel Naste

My Foot Fell Asleep

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

A Goat in a Landfill

What to Remember in School

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My Dog Likes to Dig

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

November Is upon Us

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Went to the Barber

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere

After Thanksgiving

When Larry Made Lasagna

Let Me out of the Classroom

Our Teacher's a Hippie

My Sister's Name is Seven

I Played a Game

Opposite Day

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Hitting Rules

My Girlfriend

Ugly Couple

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Lunchbox Love Note

My Mother Does My Homework

I'm Staying Home From School Today

How Not to Play With Your Food

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

The Cough

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Deer Mrs. Teecher

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Bob's Job

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Xbox, Xbox

The Principal Is Missing

Not-So Fast Food

I Got a New Laptop for Christmas

Peter Passed a Note Today

Things You Don't Need to Know

The Contents of My Desk

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Wendy Wise

Love Sick