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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Made a New Password

My Dog Does My Homework

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Today I Got a Valentine

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Olympic Granny

Pet Shopping

I Bought a Maserati

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Sleeping Beauty

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Joe the Emoji

After Thanksgiving

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Pimple Problem

Rumplestiltskin

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Deep Sea Dance

My Dog Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Perfect

The Games in My Room

I Played a Game

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Swinging from the Lights

When Larry Made Lasagna

Frank the Friendly Alien

Foolish Fiona

How Not to Play With Your Food

All My Great Excuses

Running Late

My Sister's Name is Seven

Poor Cinderella

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Senses All are Backward

Christmas Shopping

Today I Wrote this Poem

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

The Cough

Welcome Back to School

Hitting Rules

Random Miranda

Xbox, Xbox

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Maine Event

My Excellent Education

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

Wendy Wise

Ugly Couple

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Opposite Day

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I'm Clever Whenever

Merlo the Magnificent

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

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Not-So Fast Food

I Tried to Do My Homework

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Cookies for Santa

Backward Dan

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Lefty the Lifter

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Day After Christmas

To B or Not to B

The Armpit of Doom

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Puppy Plays Piano

My Puppy Likes the Water