Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Itches by Kenn Nesbitt

Here’s a Silly Poem

I Dreamed that I Was Flying
I Dreamed That I Was Flying

Vacation Cancellation

Today I Wore a Costume
Zoom Gloom by Kenn Nesbitt
Zoom Gloom
I Had to Get a Haircut by Kenn Nesbitt
I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

You’re Not Supposed to Touch Your Face
We Ate All the Cheetos
We Ate All the Cheetos
You Need to Wear a Mask by Kenn Nesbitt
You Need to Wear a Mask

I’m Keeping My Distance

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

My Cat Knows Karate

April Fool's Day

My Flat Cat

Good Morning, Dear Students

The Games in My Room

My Virtual Puppy

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye


I Bought a Maserati

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Falling Asleep in Class

I Can't Wait for Summer

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Made a New Password

Pet Shopping

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Vacation Cancellation

Sleeping Beauty

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Zoom Gloom

We're Running Out of Toilet Paper

I Finished My Homework

Olympic Granny

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Lunchbox Love Note

Peter Passed a Note Today

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

My Teacher Took My iPod

Today I Got a Valentine

Advice from Dracula

Sleeping Santa

We Ate All the Cheetos

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Let Me out of the Classroom

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

My Father Can't Find Me

All My Great Excuses

Deep Sea Dance

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Running Late

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Joe the Emoji

Valentine's Day Card

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Chocolate for Breakfast

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Here's a Silly Poem

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

My iPhone Did My Homework

The Tale of the Sun and the Moon

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Thank You, Thanksgiving

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Gabby's Baby Beagle

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Swinging from the Lights


I'm Keeping My Distance

Nathaniel Naste

How Not to Play With Your Food

Deer Mrs. Teecher

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Today I Wrote this Poem

Today I Wore a Costume

Sick Day

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

Pimple Problem

Santa's Feeling Sick

Yesterday I Took a Test


I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Dog Likes to Dig

After Thanksgiving

The Principal Is Missing

My Favorite Word is Floofy

On Halloween Night

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I Played a Game

You Need to Wear a Mask

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Bob's Job

Opposite Day

November Is upon Us

When Larry Made Lasagna

Hitting Rules

I Went to the Barber

My Mother Does My Homework

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Girlfriend

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere


I'm Staying Home From School Today

The Cough

A Goat in a Landfill