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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Dog Does My Homework

My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Think My Dad is Dracula

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Sleeping Beauty

I Bought a Maserati

Today I Got a Valentine

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

Pet Shopping

All My Great Excuses

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Foolish Fiona

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Christmas Shopping

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Played a Game

My Senses All are Backward

Santa's Feeling Sick

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

The Games in My Room


Poor Cinderella

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Swinging from the Lights

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

How Not to Play With Your Food

Today I Wrote this Poem

The Cough

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

When Larry Made Lasagna

This Poem's Not About a Dog

A Dream of School Supplies

Wendy Wise

I'm Clever Whenever

Xbox, Xbox

My Sister's Name is Seven

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Hitting Rules

My Mother Does My Homework

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Maine Event

November Is upon Us

Love Sick

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Opposite Day

My Lunch

Welcome Back to School

Lefty the Lifter

Please Don't Read This Poem

Merlo the Magnificent

I Tried to Do My Homework

Swimming Ool

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

Five Sense Nonsense

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Not-So Fast Food

To B or Not to B

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Day After Christmas

My Excuse

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

Larry the Librarian

I Raised My Hand in Class

Coal in My Stocking

Minecraft Mike

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

My Puppy Likes the Water

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas

I Didn't Go Camping

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Never Want to Go to Bed