Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Our Magic Toilet
Mrs. Mandy's Candy Shop by Kenn Nesbitt
Mrs. Mandy’s Candy Shop

Mr. Whisper

I Think I’d Like to Get a Pet

The First Day of School

The Life of a Pirate Ain’t Easy
I Went to the Movies by Kenn Nesbitt
I Went to the Movies

My Kitten Had an Accident
Mr. Right by Kenn Nesbitt
Mr. Right

My Sister Should Be an Explorer
AstroCow by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother Might Be Bigfoot by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother Might Be Bigfoot

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

April Fool's Day

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

Lunchbox Love Note

Homework Stew

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars


I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Pet Shopping


I Think My Dad Is Dracula

My Virtual Puppy

Falling Asleep in Class

I Can't Wait for Summer

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

I Made a New Password

Advice from Dracula

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Lost and Found

Sleeping Beauty

We Ate All the Cheetos

Olympic Granny

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

My Christmas Travel Plan

Peter Passed a Note Today

My Creepy Costume

My Father Can't Find Me

Today I Got a Valentine

I Woke up this Morning

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

All My Great Excuses

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Flat Cat

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

The Football Game Is on TV

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Mrs. Mandy's Candy Shop

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Zoom Gloom

The Life of a Pirate Ain't Easy

Pickle with Cheddar

Vacation Cancellation

I Went to the Movies

Here's a Silly Poem

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Somebody Stole My Butt

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Gabby's Baby Beagle

How to Write a Very Long Poem

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Running Late


I Tried to Take a Selfie

Today I Wrote this Poem

Chocolate for Breakfast

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Deep Sea Dance

My Teacher Took My iPod

Cooking Class

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

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My Dog Ate My Homework

Joe the Emoji

Online Is Fine


Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Sleeping Santa

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Elaine the Complainer

Valentine's Day Card

Today I Wore a Costume

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Sick Day

After Thanksgiving

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I'm Keeping My Distance

Extreme Dream

Santa's Feeling Sick

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

The First Day of School

Yesterday I Took a Test

My Dog Likes to Dig

When Larry Made Lasagna

Thank You, Thanksgiving

The Principal Is Missing

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

Pimple Problem