Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Think My Dad is Dracula	The Horsemen are Headless this Evening	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	There's a Witch Outside My Window	The Monsters' Musical Contest
Halloween Party	I Grew a Foot this Summer	My Dog is Running Faster	Gordon's Garden	Cara's Parrot

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

That Explains It!

I Knew a Guy

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Halloween Party	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	Swinging From the Lights	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful	I Dreamed I Was Riding a Zebra
My Book Report is Due Today	Meat Loaf	The Drinking Fountain	The Tiger and the Zebra	Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter	My Chicken's On the Internet	World's Hardest Test	My Hippo Has the Hiccups	My Excellent Education
The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver	My Elephant is Missing	Sleeping Beauty	I Have Noodles in My Nostrils	Sick Fish
My Dog is Not Like Other Dogs	Georgie Porgie	My Robot Does My Homework	Poor Cinderella	Today I Got a Valentine
My Dog is Running Faster	My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air	Alex's Allergy	Today I Touched the Buffalobster	My Dad's a Secret Agent

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Poems by Category

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