Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Dog Fred	Too Many Chickens	A Pug is a Dog	The Werewolf's Undergarment Store	Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV	Gilman Glum	April Fool's Day	I Do Not Want to Go to Bed	There Was an Old Woman

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

The Tighty-Whity Spider

My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap

Humpty's Big Fall

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Have to Write a Poem	My Dog Fred	I'm Building a Rocket	Today I Touched the Buffalobster	My Car is Constructed of Pickles
My Dog is Running Faster	My Girlfriend	Polar Bowling	I Dreamed that I Was Sound Asleep	Snake Mistake
A Rock Makes an Excellent Puppy	If You Give a Mouse a Motorcycle	Our Mother's at a Meeting	My Mom's a Vegetarian	A Dinosaur for Christmas
My Birthday's On St. Patrick's Day	Ancient	If School Were More Like Baseball	Don't Ever Ask a Centipede	Things You Don't Need to Know
When Sarah Surfs the Internet	Oh My Darling, Frankenstein (Sung to the tune of Clementine)	On Top of Mount Everest	I'm Not Afraid of the Dark	Advice from Dracula
Pansy P. Petunia	My Frog Has Got a Steering Wheel	Imaginary Friend	On New Year's Day	Today I Had a Problem

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Poems by Category

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