Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Humpty's Big Fall	The Tall Tale of Shorty Small	A Dinosaur for Christmas	Mall Crawl	Gobble, Gobble Went the Turkey
Today's My Favorite Holiday	I Think My Dad is Dracula	The Horsemen are Headless this Evening	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	There's a Witch Outside My Window

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

Halloween Party

My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air

My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Book Report is Due Today	Today I Got a Valentine	My Chicken's On the Internet	My Excellent Education	The Tiger and the Zebra
I Have to Write a Poem	On the Thirty Third of Januaugust	The Tighty-Whity Spider	A Rock Makes an Excellent Puppy	My Elephant is Missing
I Dreamed that I Was Sound Asleep	My Dog is Running Faster	Today I Touched the Buffalobster	Snake Mistake	My Car is Constructed of Pickles
My Dad's a Secret Agent	My Girlfriend	Lousy Catcher's Mitt	Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day	I'm Building a Rocket
Frank, the Frog Collector	If School Were More Like Baseball	A Dinosaur for Christmas	My Birthday's On St. Patrick's Day	Humpty's Big Fall
Our Mother's at a Meeting	If You Give a Mouse a Motorcycle	My Mom's a Vegetarian	Things You Don't Need to Know	I'm Not Afraid of the Dark

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Poems by Category

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