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I Bought a New Tank For My Goldfish

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I bought a new tank for my goldfish.
They shot me right in the behind,
and then they drove over
my little dog, Rover.
I guess that I bought the wrong kind.

 --Kenn Nesbitt

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Reading Level: Grade 2