Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Humpty's Big Fall	The Tall Tale of Shorty Small	A Dinosaur for Christmas	Mall Crawl	Gobble, Gobble Went the Turkey
Today's My Favorite Holiday	I Think My Dad is Dracula	The Horsemen are Headless this Evening	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	There's a Witch Outside My Window

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Halloween Party

My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee	My Book Report is Due Today	Today I Got a Valentine	My Chicken's On the Internet	My Excellent Education
I Have to Write a Poem	The Tiger and the Zebra	The Tighty-Whity Spider	On the Thirty Third of Januaugust	My Elephant is Missing
A Rock Makes an Excellent Puppy	I Dreamed that I Was Sound Asleep	My Dog is Running Faster	Today I Touched the Buffalobster	Snake Mistake
My Car is Constructed of Pickles	My Dad's a Secret Agent	My Girlfriend	Lousy Catcher's Mitt	Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day
I'm Building a Rocket	Frank, the Frog Collector	If School Were More Like Baseball	A Dinosaur for Christmas	My Mom's a Vegetarian
My Birthday's On St. Patrick's Day	Our Mother's at a Meeting	If You Give a Mouse a Motorcycle	When Herbert Got a Hot Dog	Things You Don't Need to Know

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Poems by Category

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