Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Dog Fred	Too Many Chickens	A Pug is a Dog	The Werewolf's Undergarment Store	Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV	Gilman Glum	April Fool's Day	I Do Not Want to Go to Bed	There Was an Old Woman

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

The Tighty-Whity Spider

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

My Dog Fred

Humpty's Big Fall

Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Have to Write a Poem	I'm Building a Rocket	My Car is Constructed of Pickles	Today I Touched the Buffalobster	My Girlfriend
My Dog is Running Faster	I Dreamed that I Was Sound Asleep	Our Mother's at a Meeting	My Mom's a Vegetarian	If You Give a Mouse a Motorcycle
Snake Mistake	A Rock Makes an Excellent Puppy	Polar Bowling	A Dinosaur for Christmas	Ancient
My Birthday's On St. Patrick's Day	When Sarah Surfs the Internet	If School Were More Like Baseball	Don't Ever Ask a Centipede	Things You Don't Need to Know
Oh My Darling, Frankenstein (Sung to the tune of Clementine)	I'm Not Afraid of the Dark	Advice from Dracula	Pansy P. Petunia	My Special Diet
On New Year's Day	Bernina's Band-Aids	When Larry Made Lasagna	Imaginary Friend	My Frog Has Got a Steering Wheel

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Poems by Category

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