Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Very Long Poem	I Only Like People Exactly Like Me	When Daniel Went Dancing	Pete the Pirate Wannabe	While at the Sofa Factory
I Tried to Catch a Snowflake	Electronic Christmas	A Reindeer for Christmas	I Named My Dogs the Strangest Names	A Mother Goose Thanksgiving

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

All My Great Excuses

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Swimming Ool

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes	Please Don't Read This Poem	My Lunch	April Fool's Day	Basketball's My Favorite Sport
My Teacher Ate My Homework	I'm Staying Home From School Today	That Explains It!	My Brother's Not a Werewolf	Class Gas
I Went to the Barber	Welcome Back to School	My Dog Ate My Homework	My Hamster Has a Skateboard	I Think My Dad is Dracula
I Knew a Guy	Today I Had a Rotten Day	A Reindeer for Christmas	Nicknames	For My Brother, On His Birthday
My Mom's Spaghetti	At History I'm Hopeless	Don't Ever Bite Your Sister	My Puppy Plays Piano	I Bought a Maserati
The Aliens Have Landed!	I Do Not Want to Go to Bed	My Parents Sent Me To the Store	I Love Me	My Personal Slave
My Dog Does My Homework	Halloween is Nearly Here	My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV	You Can Never Be Too Careful	Pet Shopping
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball	Our Teacher Sings the Beatles	Electronic Christmas	The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows	My Kitten Won't Stop Talking
Mirror, Mirror	Today I Wrote this Poem	Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run	I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack	Digging for Diamonds
The Tighty-Whity Spider	I'm Absolutely Full Tonight	Mr. Brown the Circus Clown	Perfect	My Parents Are Making Me Crazy
A Fish in a Spaceship	I Don't Know What to Do Today	School Supplies	I Wrote an Awful Poem	This Morning is Our History Test
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus	Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List	I Played a Game	On the Thirty Third of Januaugust	I'm Building a Rocket
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	Halloween Party	My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog	Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen	My Dog Likes to Disco
My Dog Fred	Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling	My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air	I Often Contradict Myself	My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
The Toughest Pastry Maker	My Robot's Misbehaving	My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee	My Pet Germs	My Book Report is Due Today
The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	Mithing Tooth	My Senses All are Backward	The Contents of My Desk	Peter Passed a Note Today
Happy Birthday	My Excellent Education	My Father Looks Like Frankenstein	Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap	Bouncing Off the Windows
Humpty's Big Fall	Our Teacher's Multi-Talented	I Bought a Pet Banana	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful	My Nostril Smells Awesome
I Have to Write a Poem	Swinging From the Lights	The Tiger and the Zebra	Today I Got a Valentine	My Sister's Name is Seven

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Poems by Category

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