Ugly Couple
Mister Horrible Head and Miss Ugliness Face
are the ugliest couple alive.
Yes indeed they’re so ugly that people run screaming
whenever they see them arrive.
You might say they’re misshapen, repulsive and vile,
or cadaverous, gruesome and gross.
Maybe hideous, grisly, repellent and shocking,
disgusting, unpleasant, morose.
You can call them unsightly, or horrid or scary,
or monstrous or frightful or bad.
You can call them whatever you like, but to me
they will always be called “Mom and Dad.”
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 1999. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 7
Topics: Monster Poems, Poems about Friends and Family, Poems about Kooky Characters
Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, Descriptive Poems, Hyperbole, Irony, Superlatives
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