Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

Landon McGee	I'm Clever Whenever	I Listen to My Chicken	While Strolling Down the Beach Today	My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
I Went to the Barber	This Poem's Not About a Dog	Moving to China	Today I Decided to Make Up a Word	Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Went to the Barber

Today I Wrote this Poem

The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows

Take Me Out of the Classroom

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy	School Supplies	My Dog Likes to Disco	My Robot's Misbehaving	This Morning is Our History Test
My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog	Swinging From the Lights	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful	The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	Peter Passed a Note Today
I Dreamed I Was Riding a Zebra	The Drinking Fountain	I Don't Know What to Do Today	I Have Noodles in My Nostrils	The Tiger and the Zebra
I Wake Today	My Hippo Has the Hiccups	The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver	Oh My Darling, Valentine	Poor Cinderella
Lousy Catcher's Mitt	I Cloned Myself on Friday Night	Oh My Darling, Frankenstein (Sung to the tune of Clementine)	Dreaming of Summer	My Computer Ate My Homework
Frank, the Frog Collector	Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day	I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock	When Herbert Got a Hot Dog	On New Year's Day

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Poems by Category

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