Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

There's a Witch Outside My Window	My Father Looks Like Frankenstein	I'm Not Afraid of the Dark	Advice from Dracula	The Addlepated Glundersnedd
The Horsemen are Headless this Evening	Horror Movie Marathon	I Wrote an Awful Poem	Don't Bother Any Butterflies	Nimrod Nero, Superhero

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Don't Ever Bite Your Sister

I Wrote an Awful Poem

At History I'm Hopeless

I Don't Know What to Do Today

My Father Looks Like Frankenstein

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	Let Me Out of the Classroom	My Nostril Smells Awesome	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	Peter Passed a Note Today
My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful	I Wake Today	The Tiger and the Zebra	My Computer Ate My Homework	I'm Practically Perfect
I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter	The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver	The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out	World's Hardest Test	My Elephant is Missing
My Robot Does My Homework	Rapunzel! Rapunzel!	If School Were More Like Baseball	I Wrote Myself a Letter	Lousy Catcher's Mitt
Oh My Darling, Valentine	My Dad's a Secret Agent	My Excellent Education	Dreaming of Summer	When Herbert Got a Hot Dog
Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day	Pansy P. Petunia	Oh My Darling, Frankenstein (Sung to the tune of Clementine)	On New Year's Day	Things You Don't Need to Know

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Poems by Category

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