Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

Bad Bertie Bartigan	My Mother Was a Hippy	Katy Ate a Crate of Dates (A Tongue Twister)	Please Don't Read This Poem	Breakfast in Bed
There's a Witch Outside My Window	My Father Looks Like Frankenstein	I'm Not Afraid of the Dark	Advice from Dracula	The Addlepated Glundersnedd

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Please Don't Read This Poem

At History I'm Hopeless

I Wrote an Awful Poem

My Father Looks Like Frankenstein

The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Peter Passed a Note Today	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	My Nostril Smells Awesome	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful	I Wake Today
The Tiger and the Zebra	My Computer Ate My Homework	The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out	I'm Practically Perfect	I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter
My Elephant is Missing	Rapunzel! Rapunzel!	World's Hardest Test	Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney	Breakfast in Bed
My Robot Does My Homework	My Excellent Education	Lousy Catcher's Mitt	If School Were More Like Baseball	Today I Touched the Buffalobster
Oh My Darling, Valentine	I Wrote Myself a Letter	Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day	My Car is Constructed of Pickles	My Dad's a Secret Agent
When Herbert Got a Hot Dog	Dreaming of Summer	Today I Had a Problem	My Feet	The World's Fastest Bicycle

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Poems by Category

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