poem length: Short

These are short poems, up to 12 lines in length.

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye by Kenn Nesbitt
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
My Dog Does My Homework
Vacation Cancellation
Somebody Stole My Butt by Kenn Nesbitt
Somebody Stole My Butt
My Dog Ate My Homework
Basketball’s My Favorite Sport
Perfect
Valentine’s Day Card
And Backed My Car into a Tree
I’m Keeping My Distance
My Dog Likes to Dig
Swinging from the Lights by Kenn Nesbitt
Swinging from the Lights
Deer Mrs. Teecher
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn by Kenn Nesbitt
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
If School Were More like Baseball
Sunday’s Somewhat Melancholy
On Halloween Night
Our Teacher’s a Hippie
How Not to Play with Your Food
Not-So Fast Food
My Girlfriend
November Is upon Us
A Real Groaner
The Cough