poem length: Short

These are short poems, up to 12 lines in length.

My Dog Does My Homework
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
Vacation Cancellation
Valentine’s Day Card
Basketball’s My Favorite Sport
My Dog Ate My Homework
Sunday’s Somewhat Melancholy
Swinging from the Lights
Perfect
I’m Keeping My Distance
How Not to Play With Your Food
Deer Mrs. Teecher
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Pelican
My Dog Likes to Dig
On Halloween Night
Our Teacher’s a Hippie
November Is upon Us
And Backed My Car into a Tree
My Girlfriend
The Cough
A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head
Not-So Fast Food
A Real Groaner