poem length: Short

These are short poems, up to 12 lines in length.

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
My Dog Does My Homework
Vacation Cancellation
Valentine’s Day Card
My Dog Ate My Homework
Basketball’s My Favorite Sport
Deer Mrs. Teecher
Perfect
I’m Keeping My Distance
How Not to Play With Your Food
My Dog Likes to Dig
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
On Halloween Night
Sunday’s Somewhat Melancholy
Our Teacher’s a Hippie
And Backed My Car into a Tree
My Girlfriend
Swinging from the Lights
Somebody Stole My Butt by Kenn Nesbitt
Somebody Stole My Butt
November Is upon Us
A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head
Not-So Fast Food
The Cough
Ugly Couple