At Dizzy Dottie's Dog Salon
we'll fix your fido's fur.
We will clip and comb his canine coat
and color his coiffure.
We will primp your pomeranian
and gussy up your pug.
We will brush your beagle's back
and scrub his scruffy little mug.
Could your poodle use a crewcut?
Does your boxer need a bob?
Want an afro for your spaniel?
Come let Dottie's do the job.
Get your setter new extensions.
Send your shepherd for a shave.
Bring your harrier for highlights
or your whippet for a wave.
From a bouffant to a beehive,
from a buzz-cut to a bun,
all the hair-dos here at Dottie's
are affordable and fun.
Drive your doggy down to Dottie's
for our groomings and shampoos,
where we don't do cuts for kitties
but we do do doggy dos.
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From the book The Biggest Burp Ever.