Pete the Pirate Wannabe

A Funny Pirate Poem for Kids

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From the book My Cat Knows Karate

He’s Pete, the pirate wannabe.
He’ll sail the seas someday.
But, first, he needs a little cash
to help him on his way.

He can’t afford a parrot.
He can’t afford a plank.
A peg leg’s much too pricey,
and a ship would break the bank.

He cannot buy an eye patch.
He hasn’t got a hat.
He’ll never own a blunderbuss;
he’s much too broke for that.

A dagger’s too expensive.
He couldn’t swing a sword.
In fact, there’s only one thing
he’s been able to afford.

His shopping list is lengthy,
with loads of pirate gear,
but all he has are earrings
since they’re just a buck an ear.

 — Kenn Nesbitt

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Reading Level: Grade 3

Topics: Pirate, Poems about Kooky Characters

Poetic Techniques: Alliteration, Descriptive Poems, Pun Poems

 


From the Book My Cat Knows Karate


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