publication: The Armpit of Doom

Poems from The Armpit of Doom.

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

When Larry Made Lasagna

Nathaniel Naste

I’m Clever Whenever

On the Thirty Third of Januaugust

I Wrote This Little Poem

Please Don’t Read This Poem

The Armpit of Doom

I’m Practically Perfect

My Brother’s Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Listen to My Chicken

I Raised My Hand in Class

That Explains It!

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Never Want to Go to Bed

Halloween is Nearly Here

My Pig Won’t Let Me Watch TV

I Knew a Guy

Electronic Christmas

Pansy P. Petunia

Digging for Diamonds

My Parents Sent Me To the Store