topic: Wacky Weirdness

Poems of strange people and places, impossible happenings, and indescribable nonsense.

My Father Can’t Find Me
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
Try to Lick Your Elbow
Book Storm
I Made Myself a Sandwich
One Warm, Sunny Day
My Mirror Likes to Argue
Random Miranda
The Cough
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portrait
It's Raining in My Bedroom
It’s Raining in My Bedroom
The Tall Tale of Shorty Small
I Grew a Foot this Summer
Gordon’s Garden
That Explains It!
My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
I Knew a Guy
Please Don’t Read This Poem
Today I Touched the Buffalobster
I Wrote Myself a Letter
My Nostril Smells Awesome
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
Speak When This Way Talk Do I
Today I Decided to Make Up a Word