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I Bought a Maserati
My Sloth Is Supersonic
Please Don't Prank Your Parents
When the Teacher Isn't Looking
Lost and Found
My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye
We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars
My Dog Does My Homework
Our Dog's Name Is Roomba
Nicknames
Our Holiday Shopping
My Brother Plays Dungeons and Dragons
Pet Shopping
My Virtual Puppy
I Think My Dad Is Dracula
Tiny Todd the Turtle
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
I Hypnotized the Teacher
Advice from Dracula
Falling Asleep in Class
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
Homework Stew
Olympic Granny
I Can't Wait for Summer
The Football Game Is on TV
My Kitten Is a Ninja
I Made a New Password
My Father Can't Find Me
Today I Got a Valentine
Sleeping Beauty
My Flat Cat
We Ate All the Cheetos
Peter Passed a Note Today
I Spotted a Pie on the Sidewalk
All My Great Excuses
Lunchbox Love Note
Gabby's Baby Beagle
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A Fishy List
My Brother Punched Me in the Head
It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow
I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
I Slipped on a Banana Peel
My Hot Dog Is Soggy
I'm Only Half a Werewolf
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
My New Remote
I Went to the Movies
I Tried to Take a Selfie
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet
Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk
I Woke up this Morning
My Koala's Not a Doctor
I Let My Sister Cut My Hair
Benjamin Blink Drank Invisible Ink
I Broke My Mother's iPhone
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
The Man from Planet X
Vacation Cancellation
Here's a Silly Poem
Pickle with Cheddar
My Creepy Costume
I Dreamed it Was December
Overslept
Sick Day
My Teacher Took My iPod
Today I Wrote this Poem
Sleeping Santa
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
I Took My Doggy for a Walk
Somebody Stole My Butt
Joe the Emoji
Cooking Class
Unsteady Teddy
If School Were More like Baseball
Zoom Gloom
Our Math Teacher's Missing
My Mother Took Me to the Mall
Running Late
My Brother Ate My Smartphone
My Puppy Ate My Earbuds
Things You Don't Need to Know
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat
Chocolate for Breakfast
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
My Christmas Travel Plan
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
I'm Glad at Last It's Halloween
Sing a Silly Dancing Song
How to Write a Very Long Poem
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
Deep Sea Dance
Yesterday I Took a Test
Don't Rat on a Mouse
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