Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Lonely Phone

I Tried to Find a Dinosaur

I Made a Wish

I Made Myself a Sandwich

One Warm, Sunny Day

My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Today I Got a Valentine

My Dog Does My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

April Fool's Day

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Pet Shopping

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Olympic Granny


Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Staying Home From School Today

I Tried to Take a Selfie

The Games in My Room

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Deep Sea Dance

Pimple Problem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Dog Ate My Homework

Swinging from the Lights

Sleeping Beauty

I Played a Game

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

And Backed My Car into a Tree

How Not to Play With Your Food

Running Late

All My Great Excuses


I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

After Thanksgiving

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Ugly Couple

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Hitting Rules

The Cough

My Senses All are Backward

Welcome Back to School

Maine Event

My Sister's Name is Seven

November Is upon Us


I Went to the Barber

Let Me out of the Classroom

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Opposite Day

Christmas Shopping

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Today I Wrote this Poem

Poor Cinderella

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Love Sick

Homework, I Love You

Wendy Wise

My Mother Does My Homework

Merlo the Magnificent

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You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food


Foolish Fiona

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Random Miranda

Belinda Bell

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Five Sense Nonsense

I'm Clever Whenever

I Tried to Do My Homework

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Lunch

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Cookies for Santa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Day After Christmas

To B or Not to B