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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Dog Does My Homework

I Made a New Password

Today I Got a Valentine

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Olympic Granny

I Bought a Maserati

Pet Shopping

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Sleeping Beauty

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Pimple Problem

Rumplestiltskin

Deep Sea Dance

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Dog Ate My Homework

After Thanksgiving

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

And Backed My Car into a Tree

The Games in My Room

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Swinging from the Lights

I Played a Game

Perfect

I'm Staying Home From School Today

When Larry Made Lasagna

Frank the Friendly Alien

Foolish Fiona

Running Late

How Not to Play With Your Food

All My Great Excuses

My Sister's Name is Seven

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Poor Cinderella

My Senses All are Backward

Christmas Shopping

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Today I Wrote this Poem

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

The Cough

Welcome Back to School

My Excellent Education

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Xbox, Xbox

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Maine Event

Hitting Rules

November Is upon Us

Ugly Couple

Random Miranda

My Mother Does My Homework

Wendy Wise

Love Sick

Backward Dan

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Opposite Day

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I'm Clever Whenever

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Merlo the Magnificent

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Not-So Fast Food

I Tried to Do My Homework

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

I Left Our Rhino in the Rain

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Lefty the Lifter

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Day After Christmas

To B or Not to B

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Book Report Is Due Today