Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Toes and My Nose

Falling Asleep in Class

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My Legs Both Understand Me

The Story of Laurie

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Nathaniel Naste

Do You C What I C?

Examine any Fire Hydrant

On Dinosaur Island

The Candy Cane Collector

A Tiny, Spiny Dinosaur

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Toes and My Nose

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

The Games in My Room

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Think My Dad Is Dracula


Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I Made a New Password

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Teacher Took My iPod

Pet Shopping

Sleeping Beauty

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Today I Got a Valentine

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Joe the Emoji

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Deep Sea Dance

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Running Late

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Falling Asleep in Class

My Girlfriend

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Pimple Problem

Sick Day

All My Great Excuses


I Played a Game

My Dog Ate My Homework

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

When Larry Made Lasagna

Today I Wrote this Poem

Let Me out of the Classroom

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

I Went to the Barber

Santa's Feeling Sick

Our Teacher's a Hippie

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

After Thanksgiving

Belinda Bell

The Cough

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I Love Me

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

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Oh My Darling, Valentine

My Sister's Name is Seven

Opposite Day

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Swinging from the Lights

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Merlo the Magnificent

How Not to Play With Your Food

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Hitting Rules

My Mother Does My Homework

Maine Event

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Xbox, Xbox

The Contents of My Desk

November Is upon Us

Welcome Back to School

I'm Clever Whenever

Love Sick


Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

My Senses All are Backward

Ugly Couple

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Wendy Wise

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Random Miranda

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Do My Homework

Christmas Shopping

My Lunch

Poor Cinderella

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Please Don't Read This Poem

Homework, I Love You

Swimming Ool

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

A Dream of School Supplies

Frank the Friendly Alien

Hannah's Hammer

The Armpit of Doom

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Five Sense Nonsense

My Hamster Has a Skateboard