Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Examine any Fire Hydrant

On Dinosaur Island

The Candy Cane Collector

A Tiny, Spiny Dinosaur

I Didn’t Do It

Try to Lick Your Elbow

Spring Is Here!

Everything We Learn at School

Cheese Breeze

I Don’t Watch TV

Don’t Forget to Floss

My City

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Examine any Fire Hydrant

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

I Made a New Password

The Games in My Room

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Teacher Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny


Sleeping Beauty

Pet Shopping

Today I Got a Valentine

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Joe the Emoji

Deep Sea Dance

I Tried to Take a Selfie

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Running Late

My Girlfriend

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Sick Day

Oh My Darling, Valentine

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Pimple Problem

I Played a Game

My Dog Ate My Homework

All My Great Excuses

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

When Larry Made Lasagna

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops


Santa's Feeling Sick

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I Went to the Barber

After Thanksgiving

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Love Me

Let Me out of the Classroom

The Cough

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Deer Mrs. Teecher

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Opposite Day

November Is upon Us

My Sister's Name is Seven

Merlo the Magnificent

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Belinda Bell

Maine Event

My Senses All are Backward

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

How Not to Play With Your Food

Hitting Rules

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

Swinging from the Lights

My Mother Does My Homework

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Xbox, Xbox

Welcome Back to School

I'm Clever Whenever

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Love Sick


Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

Wendy Wise

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Christmas Shopping

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

The Contents of My Desk

Ugly Couple

Random Miranda

A Tiny, Spiny Dinosaur

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Do My Homework

Poor Cinderella

My Excellent Education

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

Homework, I Love You

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Frank the Friendly Alien

The Armpit of Doom

Foolish Fiona

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus