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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Cat Knows Karate

I Went to the Barber

My Virtual Puppy

Today I Got a Valentine

I Made a New Password

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Pet Shopping

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Nicknames

Swinging from the Lights

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

I Think My Dad is Dracula

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I've Seen My Kitchen Sink

Sleeping Beauty

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Perfect

When Larry Made Lasagna

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Dog Does My Homework

Deep Sea Dance

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Played a Game

Pimple Problem

I'm Staying Home From School Today

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

The Games in My Room

How Not to Play With Your Food

Rumplestiltskin

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

My Brother Just Eats Candy

Running Late

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Homework, I Love You

Today I Wrote this Poem

Belinda Bell

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Sister's Name is Seven

I Like Myself the Way I Am

After Thanksgiving

Welcome Back to School

The Cough

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Hitting Rules

All My Great Excuses

Poor Cinderella

Ugly Couple

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Senses All are Backward

November Is upon Us

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Christmas Shopping

Love Sick

Xbox, Xbox

Opposite Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Wendy Wise

My Ugly Pug

My Mother Does My Homework

Foolish Fiona

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When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Five Sense Nonsense

Not-So Fast Food

Random Miranda

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I Tried to Do My Homework

Maine Event

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Lunch

Merlo the Magnificent

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Swimming Ool

I'm Clever Whenever

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

To B or Not to B