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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

My Virtual Puppy

My Dog Does My Homework

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Teacher Took My iPod

Sleeping Beauty

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


I Took My Doggy for a Walk

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Pet Shopping

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Bought a Maserati

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Today I Got a Valentine

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Pimple Problem

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa's Feeling Sick

Swinging from the Lights

Rumplestiltskin

I Played a Game

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Foolish Fiona

The Games in My Room

Poor Cinderella

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

How Not to Play With Your Food

All My Great Excuses

Running Late

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Christmas Shopping

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Senses All are Backward

Deep Sea Dance

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Ugly Couple

The Cough

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Sister's Name is Seven

Hitting Rules

Xbox, Xbox

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Welcome Back to School

November Is upon Us

Wendy Wise

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Merlo the Magnificent

Perfect

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Brody the Custodian

I'm Clever Whenever

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Opposite Day

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Maine Event

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

My Lunch

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

I Tried to Do My Homework

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Not-So Fast Food

Lefty the Lifter

Random Miranda

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Frank the Friendly Alien

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Five Sense Nonsense

Cookies for Santa

To B or Not to B

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Day After Christmas

The Armpit of Doom

Home for the Day

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

Minecraft Mike

The Biggest Burp Ever

I'm Practically Perfect

I Raised My Hand in Class