Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Hypnotized the Teacher
The Noisy Boys from Boise by Kenn Nesbitt
The Noisy Boys from Boise

Springy Sidewalk
Elaine the Complainer by Kenn Nesbitt
Elaine the Complainer
Good Morning Mrs. Hamster by Kenn Nesbitt
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
The Elephant Repairman by Kenn Nesbitt
The Elephant Repairman
Homework Stew by Kenn Nesbitt
Homework Stew
Toucan Can-Can by Kenn Nesbitt
Toucan Can-Can
Please Don't Prank Your Parents by Kenn Nesbitt
Please Don’t Prank Your Parents
Crazy Over Vegetables by Kenn Nesbitt and Eric Herman
Crazy Over Vegetables
Pickle with Cheddar by Kenn Nesbitt
Pickle with Cheddar
Lost and Found by Kenn Nesbitt
Lost and Found

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Switch Switch

April Fool's Day

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room


Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Bought a Maserati

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Lunchbox Love Note

Pet Shopping

My Dog Does My Homework

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Homework Stew

My Virtual Puppy

Falling Asleep in Class

I Made a New Password

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Advice from Dracula

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

My Creepy Costume

I Can't Wait for Summer

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Lost and Found

We Ate All the Cheetos

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

My Flat Cat

Today I Got a Valentine

The Football Game Is on TV

My Father Can't Find Me

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

All My Great Excuses

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

I Woke up this Morning

My Christmas Travel Plan

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Vacation Cancellation

Zoom Gloom

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

Here's a Silly Poem

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Somebody Stole My Butt

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Running Late

I Tried to Take a Selfie

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Valentine's Day Card

Cooking Class

Chocolate for Breakfast


My Teacher Took My iPod

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Dog Ate My Homework

Extreme Dream

Deep Sea Dance

Pickle with Cheddar

Joe the Emoji

Online Is Fine

Elaine the Complainer

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Gabby's Baby Beagle

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Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Sleeping Santa

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Took My Doggy for a Walk


My Favorite Word is Floofy

Christmas Comes But Once a Year

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Sick Day

Today I Wore a Costume

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Dog Likes to Dig

The Principal Is Missing

After Thanksgiving

I'm Keeping My Distance

Santa's Feeling Sick

Yesterday I Took a Test

Pimple Problem

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

I'd Like to Be a Movie Star

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Mother Does My Homework

Swinging from the Lights

I Played a Game

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Opposite Day