Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Ate a Clock

Melinda Made a Snowman

My Father Can’t Find Me

I Got a New Laptop for Christmas

Sleeping Santa

My iPhone Did My Homework

Thank You, Thanksgiving

My Flat Cat

I Finished My Homework

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere

Chocolate for Breakfast

On Halloween Night

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

I Can't Wait for Summer

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Falling Asleep in Class

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

My Dog Does My Homework

My Father Can't Find Me

I Bought a Maserati

My Flat Cat

The Games in My Room

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Sleeping Santa

My iPhone Did My Homework

I Made a New Password

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Sleeping Beauty

Pet Shopping


My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

I Finished My Homework

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Today I Got a Valentine

Gabby's Baby Beagle

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Running Late

On Halloween Night

Deep Sea Dance

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Got a New Laptop for Christmas

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

All My Great Excuses

A Goat in a Landfill

Pimple Problem

When Larry Made Lasagna

What to Remember in School


Sick Day

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Played a Game

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Santa's Feeling Sick

My Girlfriend

My Dog Likes to Dig

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Chocolate for Breakfast

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November Is upon Us

After Thanksgiving

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Swinging from the Lights

Our Teacher's a Hippie

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere

My Sister's Name is Seven

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Bob's Job

I Went to the Barber

My Foot Fell Asleep

Today I Wrote this Poem

I'm Staying Home From School Today

The Cough

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Opposite Day

I'm Clever Whenever

Melinda Made a Snowman

My Mother Does My Homework

I Love Me

Thank You, Thanksgiving


Ugly Couple

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

I've Started Learning Honkish

How Not to Play With Your Food

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Let Me out of the Classroom

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Hitting Rules

Xbox, Xbox

Nathaniel Naste

The Contents of My Desk

Love Sick

Welcome Back to School

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Not-So Fast Food

Wendy Wise

Merlo the Magnificent

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Washed Our Dad's Car

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard