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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

My Dog Does My Homework

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Bought a Maserati

I Think My Dad is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Sleeping Beauty

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Pimple Problem

Pet Shopping

I Tried to Take a Selfie

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Joe the Emoji

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa's Feeling Sick

Random Miranda

Today I Got a Valentine

Rumplestiltskin

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

All My Great Excuses

I Played a Game

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Poor Cinderella

The Games in My Room

Foolish Fiona

Christmas Shopping

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Swinging from the Lights

How Not to Play With Your Food

My Senses All are Backward

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

The Cough

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Xbox, Xbox

When Larry Made Lasagna

Maine Event

Wendy Wise

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Hitting Rules

I'm Clever Whenever

My Sister's Name is Seven

Five Sense Nonsense

Today I Wrote this Poem

November Is upon Us

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Welcome Back to School

Ugly Couple

Merlo the Magnificent

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Opposite Day

My Lunch

I Tried to Do My Homework

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Not-So Fast Food

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

To B or Not to B

Lefty the Lifter

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Brody the Custodian

Perfect

The Day After Christmas

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

I Raised My Hand in Class

Larry the Librarian

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

My Puppy Likes the Water

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas

Coal in My Stocking

I Didn't Go Camping