Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Sleeping Santa

My iPhone Did My Homework

Thank You, Thanksgiving
My Flat Cat - A funny cat poem by Kenn Nesbitt
My Flat Cat
I Finished My Homework poem by Kenn Nesbitt
I Finished My Homework
Funny car wash poem for kids
My Mother Drives Me Everywhere
Chocolate for Breakfast poem by Kenn Nesbitt
Chocolate for Breakfast
A funny Halloween poem for kids
On Halloween Night
Funny Ogre Monster Poem for Kids
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
A Goat from Minnesota nursery rhyme
A Goat in a Landfill
A funny dog poem for kids
My Dog Likes to Dig
Funny car wash poem for kids
I Washed Our Dad’s Car

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Can't Wait for Summer

My Cat Knows Karate

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Falling Asleep in Class

April Fool's Day

My Virtual Puppy

My iPhone Did My Homework

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Flat Cat

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Finished My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

The Games in My Room

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

I Made a New Password

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Sleeping Beauty


Pet Shopping

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

On Halloween Night

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Teacher Ate My Homework

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Joe the Emoji

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Gabby's Baby Beagle

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Deep Sea Dance

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Running Late

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

All My Great Excuses

Pimple Problem

Sick Day

Chocolate for Breakfast

When Larry Made Lasagna

Sleeping Santa

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose


What to Remember in School

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Played a Game

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Santa's Feeling Sick

My Girlfriend

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

November Is upon Us

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My Dog Likes to Dig

Our Teacher's a Hippie

My Sister's Name is Seven

After Thanksgiving

I Went to the Barber

Bob's Job

Today I Wrote this Poem

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

The Cough

Opposite Day

I'm Staying Home From School Today

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Swinging from the Lights

The Contents of My Desk


My Mother Does My Homework

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I'm Clever Whenever

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

I've Started Learning Honkish

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Favorite Word is Floofy

I Love Me

Xbox, Xbox

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Let Me out of the Classroom

Nathaniel Naste

How Not to Play With Your Food

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Ugly Couple

Hitting Rules

Merlo the Magnificent

Not-So Fast Food

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Love Sick

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere

A Goat in a Landfill

Welcome Back to School

Today's My Favorite Holiday

Wendy Wise

I Washed Our Dad's Car

Belinda Bell

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops


Thank You, Thanksgiving

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Cookies for Santa