Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Went to a Wishing Well
The Book of Glue by Kenn Nesbitt
The Book of Glue
On New Year's Day by Kenn Nesbitt
On New Year’s Day

It’s Winter Vacation
Our Holiday Shopping by Kenn Nesbitt
Our Holiday Shopping

Hip-Hop Christmas
I Dreamed it Was December by Kenn Nesbitt
I Dreamed it Was December
The Dog Ate Our Dinner by Kenn Nesbitt
The Dog Ate Our Dinner
Saturday's My Lazy Day by Kenn Nesbitt
Saturday’s My Lazy Day

I Need to Do My Homework

Computer Cat
Candy Andy by Kenn Nesbitt
Candy Andy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Computer Cat

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

It's Winter Vacation

The Games in My Room

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Bought a Maserati

Lost and Found


Please Don't Prank Your Parents

The Dog Ate Our Dinner

Homework Stew

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Pet Shopping

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

My Dog Does My Homework

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Falling Asleep in Class

My Virtual Puppy

I Can't Wait for Summer

Peter Passed a Note Today


I Made a New Password

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Advice from Dracula

I Dreamed it Was December

My Christmas Travel Plan

Sleeping Beauty

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Today I Got a Valentine

My Father Can't Find Me

Olympic Granny

Lunchbox Love Note

We Ate All the Cheetos

I Went to a Wishing Well

My Creepy Costume

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

My Flat Cat

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

All My Great Excuses

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

I Woke up this Morning

The Football Game Is on TV

I Went to the Movies

Zoom Gloom

Pickle with Cheddar

Today I Wrote this Poem

Vacation Cancellation

Here's a Silly Poem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Candy Andy

How to Write a Very Long Poem

I Tried to Take a Selfie

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Somebody Stole My Butt

Running Late

My Teacher Took My iPod

Chocolate for Breakfast

I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Deep Sea Dance

If School Were More like Baseball

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Cooking Class

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Joe the Emoji

Sleeping Santa

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Saturday's My Lazy Day

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Online Is Fine

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!


Valentine's Day Card

The Life of a Pirate Ain't Easy

I'd Like to Be a Movie Star

Sick Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Today I Wore a Costume

My Favorite Word is Floofy

On New Year's Day

Santa's Feeling Sick

Thank You, Thanksgiving

I'm Keeping My Distance

Elaine the Complainer

Yesterday I Took a Test

After Thanksgiving