Poems – Kenn Nesbitt's Poetry4kids.com

Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

The Noisy Boys from Boise

Springy Sidewalk

Elaine the Complainer

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

The Elephant Repairman

Homework Stew

Toucan Can-Can

Please Don’t Prank Your Parents

Crazy Over Vegetables

Pickle with Cheddar

Lost and Found

I Got a New Game for My Brother

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

My Cat Knows Karate

April Fool's Day

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Homework Stew

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

Nicknames

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Bought a Maserati

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Lunchbox Love Note

My Dog Does My Homework

Pet Shopping

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

My Virtual Puppy

Falling Asleep in Class

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

I Made a New Password

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Advice from Dracula

My Creepy Costume

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

I Can't Wait for Summer

My Flat Cat

Lost and Found

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

We Ate All the Cheetos

Today I Got a Valentine

The Football Game Is on TV

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Father Can't Find Me

All My Great Excuses

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Zoom Gloom

I Woke up this Morning

Vacation Cancellation

My Christmas Travel Plan

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

Somebody Stole My Butt

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Here's a Silly Poem

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

Extreme Dream

Pickle with Cheddar

Peter Passed a Note Today

I Tried to Take a Selfie

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Valentine's Day Card

Running Late

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Dog Ate My Homework

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Deep Sea Dance

Chocolate for Breakfast

My Teacher Took My iPod

Cooking Class

Overslept

Joe the Emoji

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Gabby's Baby Beagle

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Online Is Fine

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Sleeping Santa

Elaine the Complainer

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Perfect

Today I Wore a Costume

Sick Day

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

My Dog Likes to Dig

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

And Backed My Car into a Tree

If School Were More like Baseball

The Principal Is Missing

Thank You, Thanksgiving

After Thanksgiving

Santa's Feeling Sick

Yesterday I Took a Test

I'm Keeping My Distance

Pimple Problem

Springy Sidewalk

I'd Like to Be a Movie Star

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Mother Does My Homework

Swinging from the Lights

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Played a Game

Whenever It's December

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn