Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Don’t Watch TV

Don’t Forget to Floss

My City

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Book Storm

An Echo in My Room

Sick Day

Lonely Phone

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

April Fool's Day

My Dog Does My Homework

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Made a New Password

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye


Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

The Games in My Room

Today I Got a Valentine

Deep Sea Dance

Pet Shopping

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Sick Day

Pimple Problem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I'm Staying Home From School Today

I Played a Game

Sleeping Beauty

Santa's Feeling Sick

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Maine Event

Running Late

All My Great Excuses

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Gabby's Baby Beagle

When Larry Made Lasagna

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Love Me

The Cough

Christmas Shopping

After Thanksgiving

Belinda Bell

November Is upon Us

Our Teacher's a Hippie

How Not to Play With Your Food


Merlo the Magnificent

Hitting Rules

I Went to the Barber

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Senses All are Backward

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Opposite Day

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

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I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Xbox, Xbox

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Sister's Name is Seven

Ugly Couple

My Mother Does My Homework

Poor Cinderella

Love Sick


Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Don't Forget to Floss

Swinging from the Lights

Wendy Wise

Not-So Fast Food

Welcome Back to School

Homework, I Love You

Five Sense Nonsense

Random Miranda

Let Me out of the Classroom

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Frank the Friendly Alien

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Cookies for Santa

My Lunch

I'm Clever Whenever

Please Don't Read This Poem

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Foolish Fiona

Swimming Ool


My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Don't Watch TV

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Armpit of Doom