Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

The Elephant Repairman by Kenn Nesbitt
The Elephant Repairman
Homework Stew by Kenn Nesbitt
Homework Stew
Toucan Can-Can by Kenn Nesbitt
Toucan Can-Can
Please Don't Prank Your Parents by Kenn Nesbitt
Please Don’t Prank Your Parents
Crazy Over Vegetables by Kenn Nesbitt and Eric Herman
Crazy Over Vegetables
Pickle with Cheddar by Kenn Nesbitt
Pickle with Cheddar
Lost and Found by Kenn Nesbitt
Lost and Found
I Got a New Game for My Brother by Kenn Nesbitt
I Got a New Game for My Brother
My Dog Likes to Disco by Kenn Nesbitt
My Dog Likes to Disco

Extreme Dream
I'd Like to Sing in Singapore by Kenn Nesbitt
I’d Like to Sing in Singapore
Today I Have a Toothache by Kenn Nesbitt
Today I Have a Toothache

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

My Cat Knows Karate

April Fool's Day

Homework Stew

Switch Switch

Good Morning, Dear Students

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

The Games in My Room

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Pet Shopping


I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Lunchbox Love Note

My Flat Cat

Lost and Found

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Falling Asleep in Class

Advice from Dracula

My Virtual Puppy

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

I Made a New Password

My Creepy Costume

We Ate All the Cheetos

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

I Can't Wait for Summer

The Football Game Is on TV

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Today I Got a Valentine

Zoom Gloom

All My Great Excuses

My Father Can't Find Me

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

I Woke up this Morning

Vacation Cancellation

Running Late

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair


I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Extreme Dream

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Here's a Silly Poem

Deep Sea Dance

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Somebody Stole My Butt

My Christmas Travel Plan

Cooking Class

My Teacher Took My iPod

Today I Wrote this Poem

The Elephant Repairman

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Joe the Emoji

Valentine's Day Card

My Dog Ate My Homework

Peter Passed a Note Today

Chocolate for Breakfast

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Online Is Fine

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Sleeping Santa

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

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My Brother Ate My Smartphone

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Pickle with Cheddar

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

How Not to Play with Your Food

I Finished My Homework

Sick Day


Christmas Comes But Once a Year

Today I Wore a Costume

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I'm Keeping My Distance

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Dog Likes to Dig

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Yesterday I Took a Test

After Thanksgiving

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Let Me out of the Classroom

Santa's Feeling Sick

The Principal Is Missing

I'd Like to Be a Movie Star

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

Pimple Problem

Online Christmas

Whenever It's December

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

I Played a Game

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn