Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night by Kenn Nesbitt
A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night
Random Recipe by Kenn Nesbitt
Random Recipe

Our Magic Toilet
Mrs. Mandy's Candy Shop by Kenn Nesbitt
Mrs. Mandy’s Candy Shop

Mr. Whisper

I Think I’d Like to Get a Pet

The First Day of School

The Life of a Pirate Ain’t Easy
I Went to the Movies by Kenn Nesbitt
I Went to the Movies

My Kitten Had an Accident
Mr. Right by Kenn Nesbitt
Mr. Right

My Sister Should Be an Explorer

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Our Magic Toilet

Switch Switch

April Fool's Day

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room


Homework Stew

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Lunchbox Love Note

My Dog Does My Homework

I Bought a Maserati

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Falling Asleep in Class

Pet Shopping

I Can't Wait for Summer

My Virtual Puppy

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

I Made a New Password

Advice from Dracula

Lost and Found

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Sleeping Beauty

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

Olympic Granny


My Christmas Travel Plan

We Ate All the Cheetos

Peter Passed a Note Today

My Father Can't Find Me

A Vampire Bit My Neck Last Night

Today I Got a Valentine

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

All My Great Excuses

I Went to the Movies

My Creepy Costume

I Woke up this Morning

My Flat Cat

I Dreamed that I Was Flying

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Vacation Cancellation

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Somebody Stole My Butt

Pickle with Cheddar

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Zoom Gloom

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Here's a Silly Poem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

The Football Game Is on TV

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

Random Recipe

How to Write a Very Long Poem

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Today I Wrote this Poem

I Tried to Take a Selfie


I Think I'd Like to Get a Pet

Chocolate for Breakfast

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Running Late

My Teacher Took My iPod

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Cooking Class

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My Dog Ate My Homework

Joe the Emoji

Deep Sea Dance


I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Sleeping Santa

Online Is Fine

My Koala's Not a Doctor

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

Valentine's Day Card

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Today I Wore a Costume

Elaine the Complainer

Sick Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

The Life of a Pirate Ain't Easy

After Thanksgiving

I'm Keeping My Distance

When Larry Made Lasagna

Santa's Feeling Sick

Extreme Dream

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

Yesterday I Took a Test

The Principal Is Missing

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

My Dog Likes to Dig

Pimple Problem