Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Sister Should Be an Explorer
AstroCow by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother Might Be Bigfoot by Kenn Nesbitt
My Brother Might Be Bigfoot
My Left Left by Kenn Nesbitt
My Left Left
Somewhere Sometime by Kenn Nesbitt
Somewhere Sometime
My Koala's Not a Doctor by Kenn Nesbitt
My Koala’s Not a Doctor

I Hypnotized the Teacher
The Noisy Boys from Boise by Kenn Nesbitt
The Noisy Boys from Boise

Springy Sidewalk
Elaine the Complainer by Kenn Nesbitt
Elaine the Complainer
Good Morning Mrs. Hamster by Kenn Nesbitt
Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster
The Elephant Repairman by Kenn Nesbitt
The Elephant Repairman

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

Switch Switch

April Fool's Day

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

The Games in My Room

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars


Homework Stew

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Lunchbox Love Note

I Bought a Maserati

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

I Hypnotized the Teacher

Pet Shopping

My Dog Does My Homework

Falling Asleep in Class

My Virtual Puppy

Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster

I Made a New Password

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Please Don't Prank Your Parents

I Can't Wait for Summer

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Sleeping Beauty

Advice from Dracula

Olympic Granny

My Creepy Costume

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

We Ate All the Cheetos

Lost and Found

I Woke up this Morning

All My Great Excuses

My Father Can't Find Me

My Christmas Travel Plan

Today I Got a Valentine

Peter Passed a Note Today

The Football Game Is on TV

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

My Flat Cat

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Zoom Gloom

Vacation Cancellation

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Here's a Silly Poem

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Pickle with Cheddar

Somebody Stole My Butt

Online Is Fine

Cooking Class


I Tried to Take a Selfie

Running Late

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Chocolate for Breakfast

My Dog Ate My Homework


Today I Wrote this Poem

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Deep Sea Dance

My Teacher Took My iPod

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Joe the Emoji

Sleeping Santa

Elaine the Complainer

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney


My Favorite Word is Floofy

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Extreme Dream

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Valentine's Day Card

Sick Day

Today I Wore a Costume

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

After Thanksgiving

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Koala's Not a Doctor

The Principal Is Missing

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Keeping My Distance

Yesterday I Took a Test

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

Pimple Problem

Thank You, Thanksgiving

I'd Like to Be a Movie Star

My Dog Likes to Dig

Let Me out of the Classroom

When Larry Made Lasagna

Swinging from the Lights

My Mother Does My Homework

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Opposite Day