Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Made a Meme this Morning by Kenn Nesbitt
I Made a Meme this Morning
Random Recipe by Kenn Nesbitt
Random Recipe
How to Write a Very Long Poem by Kenn Nesbitt
How to Write a Very Long Poem
Switch Switch by Kenn Nesbitt
Switch Switch
The Football Game Is on TV by Kenn Nesbitt
The Football Game Is on TV
My Mother Took Me to the Mall by Kenn Nesbitt
My Mother Took Me to the Mall
My Christmas Travel Plan by Kenn Nesbitt
My Christmas Travel Plan
Online Christmas by Kenn Nesbitt
Online Christmas
Whenever It's December by Kenn Nesbitt
Whenever It’s December
Thanksgiving Dinner by Kenn Nesbitt
Thanksgiving Dinner
I'd Like to Be a Movie Star by Kenn Nesbitt
I’d Like to Be a Movie Star
I'm Super Excited by Kenn Nesbitt
I’m Super Excited

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Made a Meme this Morning

The Football Game Is on TV

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

April Fool's Day

The Games in My Room

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

My Flat Cat

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

I Bought a Maserati

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Dog Does My Homework

Pet Shopping

Advice from Dracula

My Virtual Puppy


I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

I Made a New Password

Lunchbox Love Note

Falling Asleep in Class

We Ate All the Cheetos

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

I Can't Wait for Summer

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny


Today I Got a Valentine

Switch Switch

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Woke up this Morning

My Creepy Costume

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

My Father Can't Find Me

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Zoom Gloom

I Finished My Homework

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Deep Sea Dance

Valentine's Day Card

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Today I Wrote this Poem

Vacation Cancellation

All My Great Excuses

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Running Late

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Joe the Emoji

Online Is Fine

Chocolate for Breakfast

Somebody Stole My Butt

Sleeping Santa

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Let Me out of the Classroom

My Dog Ate My Homework

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Cooking Class

Here's a Silly Poem

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Peter Passed a Note Today

My Christmas Travel Plan

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

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How Not to Play with Your Food

How to Write a Very Long Poem

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat


I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I'm Keeping My Distance

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Swinging from the Lights

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Random Recipe

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Whenever It's December

Yesterday I Took a Test

My Dog Likes to Dig

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

After Thanksgiving

Sick Day

On Halloween Night

You Need to Wear a Mask

Santa's Feeling Sick

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Played a Game

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

The Principal Is Missing

Things You Don't Need to Know

Pimple Problem

Opposite Day

Today I Wore a Costume

We're Running Out of Toilet Paper

My Mother Does My Homework

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Went to the Barber