Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars by Kenn Nesbitt
We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat by Kenn Nesbitt
Incomplete Trick-or-Treat
When Frankenstein Sat Down to Dine by Kenn Nesbitt
When Frankenstein Sat Down to Dine
My Creepy Costume by Kenn Nesbitt
My Creepy Costume
Calling all Kids by Kenn Nesbitt
Calling all Kids!
Cooking Class by Kenn Nesbitt
Cooking Class
I Woke Up this Morning by Kenn Nesbitt
I Woke up this Morning
How to Make People Like You by Kenn Nesbitt
How to Make People Like You
Online Is Fine by Kenn Nesbitt
Online Is Fine
Liverwurst Pie
Liverwurst Pie
Coming Soon by Kenn Nesbitt
Coming Soon!
Somebody Stole My Butt by Kenn Nesbitt
Somebody Stole My Butt

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

My Cat Knows Karate

Good Morning, Dear Students

My Flat Cat

April Fool's Day

The Games in My Room

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

I Bought a Maserati

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Virtual Puppy


My Dog Does My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

My Creepy Costume

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

I Can't Wait for Summer

Pet Shopping

I Made a New Password

Falling Asleep in Class

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Lunchbox Love Note

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Advice from Dracula

We Ate All the Cheetos

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

I Woke up this Morning

I Finished My Homework

Today I Got a Valentine

Zoom Gloom

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

My Teacher Took My iPod

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

My Father Can't Find Me

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Valentine's Day Card

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

Online Is Fine

Vacation Cancellation

Cooking Class

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

All My Great Excuses

Deep Sea Dance

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Today I Wrote this Poem

Chocolate for Breakfast

Running Late

Sleeping Santa

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Peter Passed a Note Today

My Dog Ate My Homework

Somebody Stole My Butt

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Nathaniel Naste

Let Me out of the Classroom

We're Running Out of Toilet Paper

Here's a Silly Poem

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

I'm Keeping My Distance

Deer Mrs. Teecher

How Not to Play with Your Food

My Dog Likes to Dig

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Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

When Larry Made Lasagna

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

Sick Day

Gabby's Baby Beagle

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

After Thanksgiving

On Halloween Night

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

You Need to Wear a Mask

The Principal Is Missing

My Favorite Word is Floofy

My iPhone Did My Homework

Yesterday I Took a Test

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

Santa's Feeling Sick

Pimple Problem

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

The Headless Horseman's Hattery

Swinging from the Lights

I Played a Game

When Frankenstein Sat Down to Dine

Opposite Day

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Welcome Back to School

Bob's Job

Coming Soon!

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere

Our Teacher's a Hippie

My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Mother Does My Homework