Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Summer Poem School Poem
I Can’t Wait for Summer
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
Science Homework
Science Homework

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

My Toes and My Nose

Falling Asleep in Class

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My Legs Both Understand Me

The Story of Laurie

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Nathaniel Naste

Do You C What I C?

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

The Games in My Room

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

I Made a New Password

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Falling Asleep in Class

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Teacher Ate My Homework


Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Pet Shopping

My Teacher Took My iPod

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Today I Got a Valentine

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

Gabby's Baby Beagle

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Deep Sea Dance

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Running Late

Pimple Problem

Sick Day

My Girlfriend

All My Great Excuses

Oh My Darling, Valentine

I Played a Game

When Larry Made Lasagna


A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Went to the Barber

Belinda Bell

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Let Me out of the Classroom

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Sister's Name is Seven

After Thanksgiving

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Science Homework

I'm Staying Home From School Today

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I Love Me

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

The Cough

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Opposite Day

Swinging from the Lights

My Mother Does My Homework

Maine Event

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

How Not to Play With Your Food

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

Xbox, Xbox

I'm Clever Whenever

The Contents of My Desk

November Is upon Us

Merlo the Magnificent

Love Sick


Hitting Rules

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

My Senses All are Backward

Welcome Back to School

Ugly Couple

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Wendy Wise

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Random Miranda

I Tried to Do My Homework

Cookies for Santa

Poor Cinderella

My Lunch

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Please Don't Read This Poem

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Swimming Ool

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Can't Wait for Summer

Homework, I Love You

Christmas Shopping

Nathaniel Naste

A Dream of School Supplies

My Favorite Word is Floofy

Frank the Friendly Alien