Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Funny Ogre Monster Poem for Kids
An Ogre Came over for Dinner
A Goat from Minnesota nursery rhyme
A Goat in a Landfill
A funny dog poem for kids
My Dog Likes to Dig
Funny car wash poem for kids
I Washed Our Dad’s Car
Funny language poem for kids by Kenn Nesbitt
I’ve Started Learning Honkish
Animal poem for kids by Kenn Nesbitt
What to Remember in School
What to Remember in School
Bob's Job A Funny Soda Poem for Kids
Bob’s Job
Funny School Poem for Kids When the Teacher Isn't Looking
When the Teacher Isn’t Looking
Summer Poem School Poem
I Can’t Wait for Summer
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
Science Homework
Science Homework

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Can't Wait for Summer

Falling Asleep in Class

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My Cat Knows Karate

I've Started Learning Honkish

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

My Dog Does My Homework

I Bought a Maserati

The Games in My Room

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Made a New Password

Pet Shopping

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft


Sleeping Beauty

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Today I Got a Valentine

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Gabby's Baby Beagle

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Deep Sea Dance

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Running Late

A Goat in a Landfill

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

All My Great Excuses

Sick Day

I Played a Game

My Dog Ate My Homework

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

I'm Only Half a Werewolf


Bob's Job

Santa's Feeling Sick

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Girlfriend

I Went to the Barber

And Backed My Car into a Tree

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

After Thanksgiving

Our Teacher's a Hippie

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Let Me out of the Classroom

Today I Wrote this Poem

The Cough

Belinda Bell

My Sister's Name is Seven

Swinging from the Lights

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Opposite Day

I Love Me

My Mother Does My Homework

The Contents of My Desk

Hitting Rules

I'm Lonely, So Lonely


Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

I'm Clever Whenever

What to Remember in School

Maine Event

Xbox, Xbox

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

November Is upon Us

Deer Mrs. Teecher

How Not to Play With Your Food

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

Merlo the Magnificent

Love Sick

Nathaniel Naste

Wendy Wise

My Senses All are Backward

Ugly Couple

Welcome Back to School

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Favorite Word is Floofy

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Tried to Do My Homework

Cookies for Santa

My Lunch

I Washed Our Dad's Car

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Poor Cinderella

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Random Miranda