Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Funny language poem for kids by Kenn Nesbitt
I’ve Started Learning Honkish
Animal poem for kids by Kenn Nesbitt
What to Remember in School
What to Remember in School
Bob's Job A Funny Soda Poem for Kids
Bob’s Job
Funny School Poem for Kids When the Teacher Isn't Looking
When the Teacher Isn’t Looking
Summer Poem School Poem
I Can’t Wait for Summer
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose
Science Homework
Science Homework

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

My Toes and My Nose

Falling Asleep in Class

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

I Can't Wait for Summer

My Cat Knows Karate

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

My Virtual Puppy

April Fool's Day

Falling Asleep in Class

I Bought a Maserati

My Dog Does My Homework

The Games in My Room

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Made a New Password

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Pet Shopping


My Teacher Ate My Homework

My Teacher Took My iPod

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Today I Got a Valentine

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Bob's Job

Joe the Emoji

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Deep Sea Dance

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Running Late

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Pimple Problem

Sick Day

All My Great Excuses

I Played a Game

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Girlfriend

Let Me out of the Classroom

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Belinda Bell

I Went to the Barber


Santa's Feeling Sick

What to Remember in School

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Our Teacher's a Hippie

And Backed My Car into a Tree

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

After Thanksgiving

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Sister's Name is Seven

The Cough

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Opposite Day

Swinging from the Lights

My Mother Does My Homework

Maine Event

I Love Me

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

The Contents of My Desk

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

November Is upon Us

Xbox, Xbox

I'm Clever Whenever

I Have a Bunch of Batteries

Hitting Rules


Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Not-So Fast Food

Merlo the Magnificent

Love Sick

Nathaniel Naste

Welcome Back to School

My Senses All are Backward

Wendy Wise

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Ugly Couple

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Poor Cinderella

Random Miranda

I Tried to Do My Homework

Cookies for Santa

My Lunch

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Christmas Shopping

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Swimming Ool

Homework, I Love You

Oh My Darling, Valentine

The Armpit of Doom

Frank the Friendly Alien