Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Book Storm

An Echo in My Room

Sick Day

Lonely Phone

I Tried to Find a Dinosaur

I Made a Wish

I Made Myself a Sandwich

One Warm, Sunny Day

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

Book Storm

My Dog Does My Homework

April Fool's Day

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


Today I Got a Valentine

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pet Shopping

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Sick Day

Olympic Granny

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Deep Sea Dance

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Joe the Emoji

Santa's Feeling Sick

The Games in My Room

I Tried to Take a Selfie

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Pimple Problem

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

And Backed My Car into a Tree

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Played a Game

My Dog Ate My Homework

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Sleeping Beauty

Running Late

All My Great Excuses


Charlie Has the Chicken Pox

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

How Not to Play With Your Food

My Senses All are Backward

November Is upon Us

Swinging from the Lights

After Thanksgiving

The Cough

Welcome Back to School

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Hitting Rules

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Maine Event


Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Merlo the Magnificent

Christmas Shopping

Poor Cinderella

I Went to the Barber

Opposite Day

Ugly Couple

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Xbox, Xbox

My Sister's Name is Seven

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My Mother Does My Homework

Love Sick


Wendy Wise

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Today I Wrote this Poem

Not-So Fast Food

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Let Me out of the Classroom

Homework, I Love You

I'm Clever Whenever

Five Sense Nonsense

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Random Miranda

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Tried to Do My Homework

Gabby's Baby Beagle

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Lunch

Cookies for Santa

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Belinda Bell

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Foolish Fiona

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Swimming Ool

An Echo in My Room

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Armpit of Doom

My Hamster Has a Skateboard