Newest Poems

Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

I Woke Up this Morning by Kenn Nesbitt
I Woke up this Morning
How to Make People Like You by Kenn Nesbitt
How to Make People Like You
Online Is Fine by Kenn Nesbitt
Online Is Fine
Liverwurst Pie
Liverwurst Pie
Coming Soon by Kenn Nesbitt
Coming Soon!
Somebody Stole My Butt by Kenn Nesbitt
Somebody Stole My Butt
Itches by Kenn Nesbitt

Here’s a Silly Poem

I Dreamed that I Was Flying
I Dreamed That I Was Flying

Vacation Cancellation

Today I Wore a Costume

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Flat Cat

April Fool's Day

Good Morning, Dear Students

The Games in My Room

My Virtual Puppy

I Bought a Maserati

My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye

Online Is Fine

I Think My Dad Is Dracula

My Dog Does My Homework


More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

I Can't Wait for Summer

Falling Asleep in Class

Pet Shopping

I Made a New Password

I Woke up this Morning

I Slipped on a Banana Peel

Lunchbox Love Note

Our Dog's Name is Roomba

Zoom Gloom

Sleeping Beauty

Olympic Granny

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

I Stuck My Finger Up My Nose

We Ate All the Cheetos

Peter Passed a Note Today

Today I Got a Valentine

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Finished My Homework

Chelsea Had Some Chocolate Milk

We're Running Out of Toilet Paper

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Sleeping Santa

I Broke My Mother's iPhone

All My Great Excuses

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

My Father Can't Find Me

Advice from Dracula

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Vacation Cancellation

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Joe the Emoji

Valentine's Day Card

Deep Sea Dance

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Running Late

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Dreamed That I Was Flying

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

Chocolate for Breakfast

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Let Me out of the Classroom

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Today I Wrote this Poem

Nathaniel Naste

Thank You, Thanksgiving

Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic

My iPhone Did My Homework

Deer Mrs. Teecher

Here's a Silly Poem


When Sarah Surfs the Internet

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Gabby's Baby Beagle

I'm Keeping My Distance

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Think I'm in Love with My Smartphone

My Dog Likes to Dig

After Thanksgiving

Sick Day

Coming Soon!

You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball

My Teacher Ate My Homework

The Principal Is Missing

Yesterday I Took a Test

Pimple Problem

Santa's Feeling Sick

Basketball Is Lots of Fun

My Favorite Word is Floofy

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

You Need to Wear a Mask

On Halloween Night

Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney

Opposite Day

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I Played a Game

Bob's Job

And Backed My Car into a Tree

My Girlfriend

Hitting Rules

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Mother Does My Homework

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Mother Drives Me Everywhere

Swinging from the Lights

Today I Wore a Costume

Welcome Back to School

Somebody Stole My Butt

I Went to the Barber

My Sister's Name is Seven