publication: Unpublished Poems

I Made a Meme this Morning

My Dog Likes to Disco

My Flat Cat

Switch Switch

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

Our Dog’s Name is Roomba

My Creepy Costume

We Ate All the Cheetos

My Mother Took Me to the Mall

My Father Can’t Find Me

Zoom Gloom

I Woke up this Morning

I Broke My Mother’s iPhone

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

Overslept

The Football Game Is on TV

Vacation Cancellation

Extreme Dream

Somebody Stole My Butt

Cooking Class

My Christmas Travel Plan

Here’s a Silly Poem

Chocolate for Breakfast