publication: Unpublished Poems

My Flat Cat

Overslept

We Bought a Lot of Candy Bars

I Woke up this Morning

Our Dog’s Name is Roomba

Thanksgiving Dinner

We Ate All the Cheetos

Online Is Fine

Zoom Gloom

Incomplete Trick-or-Treat

An Ogre Came over for Dinner

I Broke My Mother’s iPhone

My Creepy Costume

Vacation Cancellation

My Father Can’t Find Me

Cooking Class

Bradley Bentley Baxter Bloome

I Let My Sister Cut My Hair

Chocolate for Breakfast

Sleeping Santa

Somebody Stole My Butt

I’d Like to Be a Movie Star

Here’s a Silly Poem

I’m Keeping My Distance