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Comments for 'Perfect'

On Jun 18, 2009 franklin lopez from USA wrote:
I LOVE ITT!!!!!!
On Jun 14, 2009 sophie from uk wrote:
it was ok i did not really like intill it got to the end. soz
On Jun 14, 2009 Rachel Johnson from England wrote:
I thought this poem was funny even though it's small. you do some very good poems Ken!
On Jun 11, 2009 Celia Wong from HongKong wrote:
It is funny that I laughed at the moment when I saw the sentence"I got a perfect zero".
On Jun 11, 2009 dylan470 from canada wrote:
this poem is okay, needs to be a bit longer, ask me for help
On Jun 11, 2009 hayleigh from Indna wrote:
I love it. I wish I was that perfect
On Jun 9, 2009 Chloe rocks! from Northen Ireland! wrote:
Ken I love this poem!!!! you should write more! I would love to hear more! plz Chloe xxx lolxxx
On Jun 8, 2009 Matthew from Canada wrote:
Really good poem Ps (the other comment with the word sick means a good thing btw) pss BTW=By the way
On Jun 2, 2009 Someone from Somewhere wrote:
Lol!! That's so funny!!
On Jun 2, 2009 jessica11 from california wrote:
kenn i couldnt write that much because somebody has the same name as me,well i like this because it tricks you and its funny, you should write more like this
On Jun 2, 2009 jennifer from california wrote:
COOL!!!LOVE IT!!
On Jun 2, 2009 the man from USA wrote:
coo!!
On Jun 1, 2009 Ike from USA wrote:
that is a sick poem totally awsome
On Jun 1, 2009 dick from usa wrote:
cool
On May 27, 2009 caylynn from usa wrote:
sooooooooooooooo cute
On May 26, 2009 yay from usa wrote:
Ok nice
On May 19, 2009 mackenzie from united states wrote:
haha!!!!!dude this is funny!!!!!!
On May 19, 2009 sarah from austraila wrote:
this is so funny!
On May 18, 2009 lauren and nathan from US wrote:
i am like that to dont feel bad!!!!!
On May 18, 2009 cinderella1234 from usa class 4-215 wrote:
this poem is very good
On May 17, 2009 mara from Surinam wrote:
haha.thas was very funny nice
On May 14, 2009 chasta from usa wrote:
hehe haha
On May 14, 2009 noah from usa wrote:
hahahahahahahaha
On May 13, 2009 T-Bone from Usa wrote:
I am using this wonderful poem for school thanks.
On May 12, 2009 kevin from usa wrote:
this is a very good poem keep it up
On May 12, 2009 Hannah from Somewhere wrote:
I sm totally using this for school, lol. It is so funny!!!
On May 10, 2009 briana from U.S.A. wrote:
hi i'm using this for school
On May 5, 2009 Asia from USA wrote:
good job on your grade
On May 4, 2009 Josh from USA wrote:
im useing this 4 school
On May 4, 2009 trinity from us wrote:
silly,wieard,and funney
On May 3, 2009 Cecilia from Montreal wrote:
Very funny....
On May 1, 2009 Marcos from USA wrote:
THIS IS SO FUNNY
On Apr 30, 2009 Riddhi8 from India wrote:
I hope this never happens to me!!!!!!!
On Apr 26, 2009 yemeniz from yemen wrote:
i like the poem so much
On Apr 26, 2009 cube398 from usa wrote:
boring i always get everything wrong
On Apr 26, 2009 keemaya gadgil from inida wrote:
haha very funny
On May 13, 2008 dylabn from usa wrote:
I couldn't relate to that but my brother could
On May 12, 2008 kimyyy from usa wrote:
i cant relate to that , but my brother could,
On May 11, 2008 kieria evans from u.s.a wrote:
this rocks
On May 11, 2008 nataly from astralia wrote:
ths es so funnay!!!
On May 11, 2008 Kayla from USA wrote:
I love your poem it was so funny! i can really relate to that! haha
On May 8, 2008 Lukas McMullen from North Carolina wrote:
This poem is hilarious!!!!!!!
On May 5, 2008 michlel from africa wrote:
I like your poeme alot.
On May 5, 2008 Charlene Neilands from Canada wrote:
i love it!!! :3
On May 5, 2008 Ashley from Canada wrote:
It's funny..... but he has funnier poems.
On May 4, 2008 Taylor from United States wrote:
This is a very funny poem! I love it a lot!
On May 4, 2008 erica from USA wrote:
I somewhat agree with Eboni, but it was ok.
On May 4, 2008 Allison from Canada wrote:
Kenn Nesbitt, you are a FABULUS poet. I love your humor. It makes me happy on rainy days.
On May 4, 2008 Pablo Nienhusser from New York wrote:
F.Y.I. I don't get it?
On May 1, 2008 TIFFANY from US wrote:
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
On Apr 30, 2008 Eboni from U.S.A wrote:
I really did not like this poem. First of all it is not funny at all. Maybe some people might like it but I do not.
On Apr 27, 2008 Rachelrli from US wrote:
great poem!! i always get perfect scores. i've never got a zero.
On Apr 27, 2008 carrie from nevada wrote:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!loveing it i hope that dosent happen to me!!
On Apr 27, 2008 Kip from Australia wrote:
lol, love the twist ending
On Apr 22, 2008 gorge from us wrote:
omg that is good i stink at spelling
On Apr 21, 2008 hn nh from sgvcff wrote:
hahahahahahaha
On Apr 20, 2008 Taylor Swift from America wrote:
I luv yal poems they're great!
On Apr 20, 2008 Maria from Canada wrote:
It made me smile. Hopefully i'll never get a perfect score!
On Apr 16, 2008 John What's his face from United states wrote:
It was a funny one nugget. Teedle!!!!!
On Apr 13, 2008 Sidney (kairi) from U.S.A wrote:
So funny!!!!!
On Apr 13, 2008 lena from Florida wrote:
I loved it my dad loved it to it was number 1 to me
On Apr 10, 2008 Alex from Canada wrote:
At first i thought it was a 100% but then it was a perfect zero.
On Apr 10, 2008 samantha from new york city wrote:
that was the best poem i've ever read. u should keep doin more funny poems.lol peace
On Apr 8, 2008 Christine from Ohio wrote:
I thought it meant 100% at first until I read the end! :-)
On Apr 8, 2008 brook lavinder from united states wrote:
This poem was very funny and gave me ideas!
On Apr 6, 2008 Josepher from Russia wrote:
wow. this is spiffy. i get that score on test all the time. i try, i try. hahu. but, i give this poem two thumbs up, because its that beastly. I ♥ it.
On Apr 6, 2008 danielle111111 from ny wrote:
this happened to me 2 j/k
On Apr 6, 2008 WHO OOOPWHOOOOP from CHINATOWN wrote:
IS THAT MENT TO BE ABOUT YOU !!!! HHAHAHHAHHAHHA ITS GOOD
On Apr 3, 2008 crystal from nv wrote:
it's dum
On Apr 3, 2008 KYLE&DANNY from USA wrote:
That is the greatest poem i ever read.
On Mar 30, 2008 Mx13 from U.S.A. wrote:
That was too funny
On Mar 24, 2008 keo from usa wrote:
dats funny dude
On Mar 23, 2008 coolchick from england wrote:
Its lik sooooooooo kl coz it reminds me of my first spelling test!
On Mar 18, 2008 gagana from india wrote:
awesome great poems
On Mar 18, 2008 kenny wistner from usa wrote:
very funny
On Mar 18, 2008 alissandra from NY wrote:
WOW MY SCHOOL HAS THIS TRADITION IT IS CALLED POEM IN MY POCKEY SO I LOVED I REALLY LOVEDDDDDD THIS WRITE MORE PLZ
On Mar 16, 2008 IPSITA ANSINGKAR from INDIA wrote:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW!MY CLASS HAS CHANED
On Mar 12, 2008 kym from england wrote:
this is very familiar, it reminds me of my class
On Mar 12, 2008 SHANIA from CANADA wrote:
WHATEVER
On Mar 12, 2008 ilovecristian from usa wrote:
it rocks write more plz
On Jan 19, 2008 Jade from USA wrote:
I always get bad grades on spelling tests but this is really cool
On Jan 15, 2008 yeahh from united states wrote:
this makes no sense
On Jan 15, 2008 caligirl90210 from california wrote:
this is hilarious!! please keep writing!!
On Feb 26, 2006 Jeremy from United states wrote:
-this is how I do in school to NOT!!!
On Feb 24, 2006 brooke from New York wrote:
this poem is so funny it is just like kids in my class
On Feb 23, 2006 Summer from Toney wrote:
THAT WAS KOOL AND FUNNY...
On Feb 22, 2006 Charlotte from England wrote:
This poem is soooo cool!!!!!!
On Feb 21, 2006 kanika from india wrote:
I just loved this poem and laughed and laughed
On Feb 20, 2006 Chloe from USA wrote:
sounds like some kids in my class!
On Feb 17, 2006 jay hellyer from australia wrote:
Kenn,you do the best poems I've ever heard.I printed them for school assembly/I got thumbs up
On Feb 17, 2006 jay from Australia wrote:
GREAT!!!!!. I LOVE YOUR POETRY. COOOOL MAN
On Feb 12, 2006 farhana from England, london wrote:
I loved this GREAT poem itz a cooooool 1 to reed
On Feb 11, 2006 karl from minnesota/cannada wrote:
i like your peoms becuase my english teacher doesnt
On Feb 11, 2006 Kristen from Canada wrote:
This poem ROX!!!
On Feb 8, 2006 Kenya from U.S wrote:
cool poem kenn nesbitt.
On Feb 7, 2006 Delphina Saragosa from USA wrote:
This is a great poem! Kenn Nesbitt is a great poet ...he inspires me soooo much!!!!
On Feb 5, 2006 allicat from usa wrote:
i love it
On Feb 4, 2006 Keely from USA wrote:
Perfect!
On Feb 2, 2006 JayBee from washington wrote:
haha I liked it.(=
On Feb 2, 2006 justice from vancover wrote:
what made you think of this idea.
On Feb 2, 2006 KAREN O. from UNITED STATES wrote:
I THINK IS VERY GOOD !i ALSO THINK THAT THIS ALSO HAD HAPPENED TO ME SO I'M RELATED TO THIS POEM.
On Jan 29, 2006 Janey from China wrote:
I don't get it...
On Jan 26, 2006 dani valls from U.S.A Florda wrote:
Kenn Nesbitt's poems ROCK
On Jan 25, 2006 d0mi_eddy from usa wrote:
it was ok with all tha rhymin I cracked up
On Jan 23, 2006 Grace_hottie7 from Q.L.D wrote:
meh it was alright but not the best also not the worst lol
On Jan 20, 2006 shekerra from usa wrote:
it ain't all that but it is all right i think i liked th rhyming that goes with it are you relly that L.D (just askin not tryin to be funny ya herd)
On Jan 20, 2006 unknown from unknown wrote:
great poem
On Jan 18, 2006 Tokyo from Canada wrote:
ROCKIN POEM! i can relate...
On Jan 18, 2006 Deliutza from Romania wrote:
It's.........okay.......not really!
On Jan 18, 2006 Jon Doe from U.s.A. wrote:
Awsmome rock on dude
On Jan 15, 2006 Nikki from USA wrote:
TOTALLY COOOL!! LOVED IT!!
On Jan 13, 2006 your mom from USA wrote:
son your doing a good job at making poems
On Jan 12, 2006 ALYSSA from NEW YORK wrote:
YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY. YOU KEEP DOING IT.............
On Jan 12, 2006 Bianca from USA wrote:
haaaaaa! you are so funny!
On Jan 12, 2006 john from USA wrote:
COOL POEM IT REMIND SOMEWHAT OF ME
On Jan 11, 2006 Jose Fernandez from Mexico wrote:
muy bien, tu eres un pescado muerto
On Jan 10, 2006 cotton candy girl from U.S.A. wrote:
Iliked this poem alot it was very funny
On Jan 10, 2006 chelsea from england wrote:
i love this poem and i am using this for my homework
On Jan 9, 2006 Cassandra Chua from Singapore wrote:
This poem is so funny!I am definitely using it for my home.
On Jan 9, 2006 Veronica from Singapore wrote:
Funny!A perfect score is a zero?I sure don't want that "perfect" but.....still love it.Simple and short.
On Jan 9, 2006 Alice from U.S.A wrote:
I love that poem! That's pretty cool! Perfecet score-zero. zero became my favorite number! But I don't want get that on my spelling quiz.
On Jan 7, 2006 siva from Singapore wrote:
ALL OF YOU GUYS MUST READ THIS POEM!! IT S VERY FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA
On Jan 4, 2006 Carley Rich from United States wrote:
this made my laugh and I enjoyied reading it. I'm using it for a school project.
On Jan 3, 2006 Victoria from California wrote:
it made me laugh
On Dec 29, 2005 Divija from India wrote:
it was just perfect! get it?! perfect?!!!!
On Dec 21, 2005 Celena from USA: Houston/TX wrote:
that was tha boom. Why? because that happends to me alot. Ok maybe a little
On Dec 20, 2005 Leslie Banks from Usa!!!! wrote:
HHHAAAA cant stop HAAAA HHHHAAA laughing, really it wasnt that funny but it was terrific.
On Dec 12, 2005 IZZY 3 from MEXICO wrote:
THIS IS A TRUE STORY CAUSE I DO IT EVERY WEEK
On Dec 10, 2005 Dylan from U.S.A. wrote:
i think its 2 short 2 sweet & 2 stupid.
On Dec 9, 2005 Jojo from Alaska o_o wrote:
short, but sweet!
On Dec 5, 2005 Tyus from DePere,WI wrote:
it was very funny

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harry wrote
very very fun poem I ever seen!
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harry wrote
I got 100 score on this poem writing!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!! this is awesome for homework we have to recite a poem...... im choosing this poem everyone else in the class is doing some boring old poem,but im gonna do this one :D

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