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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Dog Does My Homework

My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

I Bought a Maserati

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Think My Dad is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Today I Got a Valentine

Sleeping Beauty

Pet Shopping

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Tried to Take a Selfie

My Dog Ate My Homework

Pimple Problem

Joe the Emoji

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Played a Game

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Santa's Feeling Sick

All My Great Excuses

Foolish Fiona


I'm Staying Home From School Today

Christmas Shopping

Swinging from the Lights

And Backed My Car into a Tree

The Games in My Room

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Poor Cinderella

How Not to Play With Your Food

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Senses All are Backward

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

The Cough

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Wendy Wise

I'm Clever Whenever

Xbox, Xbox

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Maine Event

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Hitting Rules

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Mother Does My Homework

My Sister's Name is Seven

November Is upon Us

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Love Sick

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Opposite Day

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Five Sense Nonsense

Merlo the Magnificent

My Lunch

Welcome Back to School

I Tried to Do My Homework

Please Don't Read This Poem

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My Excuse

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Not-So Fast Food

To B or Not to B

Lefty the Lifter

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

The Day After Christmas

Ugly Couple

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

I Raised My Hand in Class

Larry the Librarian

Coal in My Stocking

A Dream of School Supplies

Brody the Custodian

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

My Puppy Likes the Water

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas

I Didn't Go Camping

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles