Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Jake the Yo-Yo Maker	A Shark is a Pet	Octoproblem	The Bagel Bird	My Mother Makes Prickly Pear Pastries
I Raised My Hand in Class	I Ran for the Chapstick	Belinda's an Expert at Bathing	Auntie Gravity	The Man From Timbuktu

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

All My Great Excuses

Swimming Ool

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Lunch	My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes	Please Don't Read This Poem	Basketball's My Favorite Sport	April Fool's Day
I'm Staying Home From School Today	My Teacher Ate My Homework	My Brother's Not a Werewolf	That Explains It!	I Went to the Barber
Welcome Back to School	Nicknames	For My Brother, On His Birthday	I Bought a Maserati	My Dog Ate My Homework
My Hamster Has a Skateboard	Class Gas	I Think My Dad is Dracula	I Raised My Hand in Class	Today I Had a Rotten Day
At History I'm Hopeless	I Knew a Guy	My Mom's Spaghetti	Don't Ever Bite Your Sister	My Puppy Plays Piano
I Do Not Want to Go to Bed	A Reindeer for Christmas	My Personal Slave	My Dog Does My Homework	I Love Me
The Aliens Have Landed!	Halloween is Nearly Here	Our Teacher Sings the Beatles	Pet Shopping	You Can Never Be Too Careful
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball	My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV	The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows	My Parents Sent Me To the Store	Mirror, Mirror
I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack	Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run	My Kitten Won't Stop Talking	Digging for Diamonds	Today I Wrote this Poem
I'm Absolutely Full Tonight	The Tighty-Whity Spider	A Fish in a Spaceship	I Ran for the Chapstick	Mr. Brown the Circus Clown
School Supplies	I Don't Know What to Do Today	This Morning is Our History Test	My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus	Perfect
My Parents Are Making Me Crazy	On the Thirty Third of Januaugust	I Played a Game	I Wrote an Awful Poem	My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List	Electronic Christmas	I'm Building a Rocket	My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air	Halloween Party
My Dog Likes to Disco	When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid	My Dog Fred	My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy	Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
I Often Contradict Myself	Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling	My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee	My Robot's Misbehaving	The Toughest Pastry Maker
Mithing Tooth	The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine	My Book Report is Due Today	The Contents of My Desk	My Senses All are Backward
My Father Looks Like Frankenstein	Peter Passed a Note Today	Happy Birthday	My Excellent Education	I Bought a Pet Banana
Bouncing Off the Windows	My Pet Germs	Humpty's Big Fall	Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap	My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
Our Teacher's Multi-Talented	I Have to Write a Poem	Swinging From the Lights	The Tiger and the Zebra	My Nostril Smells Awesome

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