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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft
Pimple Problem
Pimple Problem
I'm Lonely, So Lonely
I’m Lonely, So Lonely
I Can't Get Enough of this I can't get enough of this Pokémon Go. The fever is on me and starting to grow. This game is amazing! I thought you should know. There's nothing I want to do more.  I play on the playground. I play in the park. I play in the daytime. I play after dark. I'm constantly playing, but I should remark this game sure is making me sore.  While playing today I ran into a wall. I stumbled and fell down the stairs at the mall. I tripped on the street and had such a bad fall, I probably fractured my toe.  My forehead is hurting. My bottom feels bad. This tripping and falling is making me mad. The game is amazing but maybe I've had enough of this Pokémon Go
I Can’t Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
The Cough
The Cough
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portait
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portrait
I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye
I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye
Olympic Granny
Olympic Granny
Riding a Rainbow
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

When Larry Made Lasagna

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I'm Clever Whenever

My Robot Does My Homework

Olympic Granny

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Played a Game

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Pimple Problem

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And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Poor Cinderella

Pet Shopping

At Standing Still I Have a Skill

I Tried to Take a Selfie

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Five Sense Nonsense

Sick Fish

My Teacher Took My iPod

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

All My Great Excuses

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Senses All are Backward

My Dog Ate My Homework

The Cough

Traditional Christmas

My Penmanship Is Pretty Bad

Joe the Emoji

Larry the Librarian


Lefty the Lifter

Xbox, Xbox

My Book Report Is Due Today

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

The Games in My Room

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

Big Lunch

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

My Excuse

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

November Is upon Us

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Wayne the Stegosaurus

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

The Armpit of Doom

My Mother Does My Homework

For My Brother, On His Birthday

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This Poem's Not About a Dog

Opposite Day

I Raised My Hand in Class

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

My Puppy Plays Piano

The Day After Christmas

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

At History I'm Hopeless

I Never Want to Go to Bed

Minecraft Mike

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

Not-So Fast Food

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

The Biggest Burp Ever

Today I Had a Rotten Day

My Personal Slave

Halloween is Nearly Here

My Kitten Won't Stop Talking

My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV

I Knew a Guy

The Seefood Diet

The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows

Alphabet Break

The Aliens Have Landed!

Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup

Mirror, Mirror

A Fish in a Spaceship

A Valentine for Mom

Love Sick

Electronic Christmas

I Love to Do the Laundry

I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye

My Dog Likes to Disco