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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft
Pimple Problem
Pimple Problem
I'm Lonely, So Lonely
I’m Lonely, So Lonely
I Can't Get Enough of this I can't get enough of this Pokémon Go. The fever is on me and starting to grow. This game is amazing! I thought you should know. There's nothing I want to do more.  I play on the playground. I play in the park. I play in the daytime. I play after dark. I'm constantly playing, but I should remark this game sure is making me sore.  While playing today I ran into a wall. I stumbled and fell down the stairs at the mall. I tripped on the street and had such a bad fall, I probably fractured my toe.  My forehead is hurting. My bottom feels bad. This tripping and falling is making me mad. The game is amazing but maybe I've had enough of this Pokémon Go
I Can’t Get Enough of this Pokémon Go
The Cough
The Cough
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portait
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portrait
I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye
I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye
Olympic Granny
Olympic Granny
Riding a Rainbow
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

When Larry Made Lasagna

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

I'm Clever Whenever

Olympic Granny

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Played a Game

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Pimple Problem

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

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And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Pet Shopping

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Poor Cinderella

My Robot Does My Homework

Five Sense Nonsense


At Standing Still I Have a Skill

All My Great Excuses

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Teacher Took My iPod

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Dog Ate My Homework

My Senses All are Backward

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Traditional Christmas

My Penmanship Is Pretty Bad

Sick Fish

The Cough

Joe the Emoji

Larry the Librarian

No More Water

Lefty the Lifter

Xbox, Xbox

My Book Report Is Due Today

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

The Games in My Room

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Big Lunch

November Is upon Us

Wayne the Stegosaurus

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

The Armpit of Doom

My Mother Does My Homework

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For My Brother, On His Birthday

My Excuse

Opposite Day

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

The Day After Christmas

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas

My Puppy Likes the Water

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

At History I'm Hopeless

I Never Want to Go to Bed

Minecraft Mike

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

Not-So Fast Food

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

The Biggest Burp Ever

Today I Had a Rotten Day

Halloween is Nearly Here

My Personal Slave

My Kitten Won't Stop Talking

My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV

I Knew a Guy

The Seefood Diet

The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows

Alphabet Break

The Aliens Have Landed!

Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup

Mirror, Mirror

A Fish in a Spaceship

A Valentine for Mom

Electronic Christmas

I Love to Do the Laundry

Love Sick

I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye