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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

The Cough
The Cough
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portait
Instructions for Painting a Self-Portrait
I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye
I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye
Olympic Granny
Olympic Granny
Riding a Rainbow
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
Mashed Potatoes on the Ceiling
My Favorite Food Is Broccoli
Fiona Flogg
My Frog Recycles All His Trash
My Smartphone Isn’t Very Smart
I Tried to Do My Homework

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Frank the Frog Collector

I Played a Game

My Teacher Took My iPod

Olympic Granny

Don't Ever Bite Your Sister

Swinging from the Lights

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Today I Wrote this Poem

Larry the Librarian

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Lefty the Lifter

My Excuse

The Cough

Big Lunch

My Senses All are Backward

I've Been Surfing Lots of Websites

Joe the Emoji

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Xbox, Xbox

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Lunch

Swimming Ool

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Games in My Room

Cookies for Santa

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Armpit of Doom

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

For My Brother, On His Birthday

All My Great Excuses

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

I Raised My Hand in Class

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My Mother Does My Homework

My Puppy Plays Piano

Opposite Day

That Explains It!

Winter Wonderland

The Day After Christmas

Class Gas

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

A Reindeer for Christmas

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

My Puppy Likes the Water

At History I'm Hopeless

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Never Want to Go to Bed

The Headless Horseman's Hattery

My Book Report Is Due Today

One Very Hot Day

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

How Not to Play With Your Food

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

Today I Had a Rotten Day

My Personal Slave

Halloween is Nearly Here

My Kitten Won't Stop Talking

Minecraft Mike

I Knew a Guy

My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV

The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows

Not-So Fast Food

Alphabet Break

The Biggest Burp Ever

The Aliens Have Landed!

The Seefood Diet

Mirror, Mirror

A Fish in a Spaceship

Electronic Christmas

I Love to Do the Laundry

Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup

A Valentine for Mom

November Is upon Us

My Dog Likes to Disco

School Supplies

Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List

Digging for Diamonds

I Bought a New Banana Suit

My Parents Sent Me To the Store

Don't Think About a Zebra

My Dog Is Not the Smartest Dog

I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye

Our Teacher's Not a Zombie

I'm Building a Rocket

Love Sick

The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine

My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air