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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

I Can’t Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

The Cough

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Teacher Took My iPod

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I Tried to Take a Selfie

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Pimple Problem

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Wendy Wise

I Played a Game

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I Bought a Maserati

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

My Dog Ate My Homework

Christmas Shopping

Joe the Emoji

How Not to Play With Your Food

My Sister's Name is Seven

All My Great Excuses

Pet Shopping

Santa's Feeling Sick

My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus


My Senses All are Backward

The Cough

I'm Clever Whenever

The Games in My Room

November Is upon Us

I'm Staying Home From School Today

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Xbox, Xbox

Maine Event

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I'm Practically Perfect

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Foolish Fiona

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Lefty the Lifter

Sleeping Beauty

Larry the Librarian

My Lunch

When Larry Made Lasagna

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

Big Lunch

Merlo the Magnificent

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

To B or Not to B

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Mother Does My Homework

Cookies for Santa

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

I Tried to Do My Homework

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Opposite Day

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Welcome Back to School

This Poem's Not About a Dog

The Armpit of Doom

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

For My Brother, On His Birthday

Poor Cinderella

The Day After Christmas

I Raised My Hand in Class

Five Sense Nonsense

Not-So Fast Food

Love Sick

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

The Biggest Burp Ever

Class Gas

Minecraft Mike

A Reindeer for Christmas

My Puppy Likes the Water

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

At History I'm Hopeless

I Never Want to Go to Bed

Today I Got a Valentine

Swinging from the Lights

The Tighty-Whitey Spider

I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack

Today I Had a Rotten Day

Halloween is Nearly Here

My Personal Slave

My Kitten Won't Stop Talking

My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV

The Seefood Diet