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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Olympic Granny
Olympic Granny
Riding a Rainbow
I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn
My Favorite Food Is Broccoli
Fiona Flogg
My Frog Recycles All His Trash
My Smartphone Isn’t Very Smart
I Tried to Do My Homework
Don’t Think About a Zebra
I Had a Little Secret
Minecraft Mike

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Olympic Granny

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Tried to Do My Homework

Don't Think About a Zebra

I Had a Little Secret

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Hat Is Full of Rabbits

I Miss My Sister

Joe the Emoji

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

The Games in My Room

Emilio, Emilio

Josh the Sausage Maker

Opposite Day

My Sheep Is Being Sheepish

Inside Our Fridge

Fred's Head

Nate the Creative

Love Sick

I Fix My Duck with Duct Tape

Carl the Cookie Carrier

I Went to the Gym

The Weather Is Perfect for Running

My Mother Does My Homework

Hello, My Name is Madison

Candy Love

I Tried to Take a Selfie

I Met a Lonely Octopus

Transportation Vacation

My Porcupine Is Feeling Fine

My Cow Bess

This Winter I Went Sledding

Santa's Suit

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Santa Brought a Bar of Soap

Coal in My Stocking

Autumn Is the Time of Year

November Is upon Us

My Baby Brother's Birthday

I'd Like to Meet an Alien

Nobody Touch My Tarantula Sandwich

Halloween Cuisine

When Chemists Die, They Barium

Our Teacher's Not a Zombie

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Dear Summer

Bigfoot's Bewilderment

My Family's Fond of Gadgets

Glurp the Purple Alien

The Setter Sweater Store

Captain Talkalot

The Biggest Burp Ever


The Technobabylonians

My Sister's Pretty Picky

I'm a Pirate Ballerina

Mr. Mirror

I Bought a Balloon

What a Ham

I'm Not Picky

Betty Met a Yeti

My Hare Is Resting on My Head

Pitta Patta, Pitta Patta

I Love to Do the Laundry

A Sheep is Asleep On My Sofa

Lorenzo Liszt, Non-Scientist

My Sister Says She's Sleepy

My Mouse is Misbehaving

My Favorite Words

The Winter Olympics are Practically Here

A Valentine for Mom

Mr. Yes and Mr. No

Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup

Roses are Red

Mr. Obvious

December I Went Shopping

Cookies for Santa

Modern Popularity

What a Trip!

If I Had a Dollar

I Eat Spaghetti with a Spoon

It's Raining in My Bedroom

Grave Humor

The Seefood Diet

I Lost My Head

The Gorgon Sisters

When Flowers Wake Each Morning

My Puppy Likes the Water

Wayne the Stegosaurus

Today Is the Day

My Invisible Dragon

Back-to-School Shopping

I Didn't Go Camping

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Our Mother Threw the Pie Away

im rlly gd @ txting

My Kitty Likes My Goldfish

Brand New Ball

Xbox, Xbox

I Sat Down On a Seesaw