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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Virtual Puppy

My Teacher Ate My Homework

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Made a New Password

My Dog Does My Homework

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Today I Got a Valentine

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Olympic Granny

Pet Shopping

I Bought a Maserati

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Sleeping Beauty

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Pimple Problem


After Thanksgiving

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Santa's Feeling Sick

Deep Sea Dance

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

My Dog Ate My Homework

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

And Backed My Car into a Tree


The Games in My Room

I Played a Game

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

When Larry Made Lasagna

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Swinging from the Lights

Frank the Friendly Alien

Foolish Fiona

How Not to Play With Your Food

All My Great Excuses

My Sister's Name is Seven

Running Late

Poor Cinderella

My Senses All are Backward

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Christmas Shopping

Today I Wrote this Poem

Our Teacher's a Hippie

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

The Cough

Welcome Back to School

Xbox, Xbox

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Random Miranda

Maine Event

My Excellent Education

Hitting Rules

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Mother Does My Homework

Wendy Wise

Love Sick

Ugly Couple

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Opposite Day

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I'm Clever Whenever

Merlo the Magnificent

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

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Not-So Fast Food

I Tried to Do My Homework

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

My Lunch

Five Sense Nonsense

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Backward Dan

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Lefty the Lifter

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Day After Christmas

To B or Not to B

The Armpit of Doom

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

For My Brother, On His Birthday

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Book Report Is Due Today

My Puppy Plays Piano