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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

I Can’t Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

The Cough

Instructions for Painting a Self-Portrait

I Got Some Hot Sauce in My Eye

Olympic Granny

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

Peter Passed a Note Today

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

He Flies Down the Hall

Merlo the Magnificent

Olympic Granny

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

How Not to Play With Your Food

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Science Unfair

I Think My Dad is Dracula

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I'm Clever Whenever

I Played a Game

All My Great Excuses

My Teacher Took My iPod

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Pimple Problem

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Senses All are Backward

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Christmas Shopping

My Dog Ate My Homework

The Cough

Pet Shopping

Maine Event

Sick Fish

Foolish Fiona

Bouncing Brianna


Joe the Emoji

November Is upon Us

Michael the Psychic

Welcome Back to School

Five Sense Nonsense

Lefty the Lifter

My Sister's Name is Seven

To B or Not to B

Larry the Librarian

Homework for Christmas

The Games in My Room

Xbox, Xbox

Poor Cinderella

Ode on a Unicycle

Today I Got a Valentine

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Big Lunch

This Morning Is Our History Test

My Lunch

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

Cookies for Santa

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

My Mother Does My Homework

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Opposite Day

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

Wayne the Stegosaurus

I Tried to Do My Homework

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Armpit of Doom

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

For My Brother, On His Birthday

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

The Day After Christmas

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Puppy Plays Piano

Today's My Favorite Holiday

That Explains It!

Class Gas

The Contents of My Desk

A Reindeer for Christmas

I Didn't Go Camping

My Puppy Likes the Water

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

Not-So Fast Food

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

At History I'm Hopeless

Love Sick

I Never Want to Go to Bed

Swinging from the Lights

Noah Lott

At Standing Still I Have a Skill

The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver