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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Went to the Barber

Gabby's Baby Beagle

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Made a New Password

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Pet Shopping

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Think My Dad is Dracula


Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Joe the Emoji

Sleeping Beauty

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

My Dog Does My Homework

When Larry Made Lasagna

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Deep Sea Dance

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Swinging from the Lights


Pimple Problem

The Games in My Room

I Played a Game

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Like Myself the Way I Am

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Basketball's My Favorite Sport


How Not to Play With Your Food

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Belinda Bell

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I've Seen My Kitchen Sink

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

Today I Wrote this Poem

Running Late

After Thanksgiving

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Homework, I Love You

Hitting Rules

Welcome Back to School

Poor Cinderella

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

My Sister's Name is Seven

Ugly Couple

My Senses All are Backward

All My Great Excuses

November Is upon Us

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Christmas Shopping

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Xbox, Xbox

Opposite Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

My Ugly Pug

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

Wendy Wise

Not-So Fast Food

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

This Poem's Not About a Dog

My Mirror Likes to Argue

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Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Random Miranda

Merlo the Magnificent

I Tried to Do My Homework

Foolish Fiona

Five Sense Nonsense

Frank the Friendly Alien

Maine Event

My Lunch

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

I'm Clever Whenever

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Swimming Ool

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Excellent Education

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom