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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Santa’s Feeling Sick

To B or Not to B

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pimple Problem

I’m Lonely, So Lonely

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Bought a Maserati

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Today I Got a Valentine

I Think My Dad is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Hitting Rules

Pimple Problem

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Swinging from the Lights

Our Teacher's a Hippie

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Santa's Feeling Sick

Joe the Emoji

My Dog Ate My Homework

Maine Event

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Sleeping Beauty

Pet Shopping

All My Great Excuses

Rumplestiltskin

Wendy Wise

Christmas Shopping

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

I Played a Game

November Is upon Us

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Merlo the Magnificent

The Games in My Room

Poor Cinderella

My Sister's Name is Seven

My Senses All are Backward

The Cough

A Dream of School Supplies

Lefty the Lifter

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

How Not to Play With Your Food

When Larry Made Lasagna

Xbox, Xbox

Foolish Fiona

I'm Clever Whenever

I'm Staying Home From School Today

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Larry the Librarian

My Lunch

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Perfect

My Mother Does My Homework

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

Opposite Day

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

Welcome Back to School

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Do My Homework

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Cookies for Santa

I'm Absolutely Full Tonight

This Poem's Not About a Dog

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

December 26

Love Sick

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Wayne the Stegosaurus

To B or Not to B

Not-So Fast Food

The Armpit of Doom

The Day After Christmas

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

Five Sense Nonsense

My Mom's Spaghetti

For My Brother, On His Birthday

Winter Wonderland

Big Lunch

I Raised My Hand in Class

Minecraft Mike

The Biggest Burp Ever

My Puppy Plays Piano

That Explains It!

Class Gas

My Puppy Likes the Water

A Reindeer for Christmas

Hannah's Hammer

Our Teacher Sings the Beatles

I Didn't Go Camping

Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run

I Never Want to Go to Bed