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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Hare Is Resting on My Head
My Hare Is Resting on My Head
Pitta Patta, Pitta Patta
Pitta Patta, Pitta Patta
I Love to Do the Laundry
I Love to Do the Laundry
A Sheep is Asleep On My Sofa
A Sheep is Asleep On My Sofa
Lorenzo Liszt, Non-Scientist
Lorenzo Liszt, Non-Scientist
My Sister Says She's Sleepy
My Sister Says She's Sleepy
My Mouse is Misbehaving
My Mouse is Misbehaving
My Favorite Words
My Favorite Words
The Winter Olympics are Practically Here
The Winter Olympics are Practically Here

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
Xbox, Xbox
Xbox, Xbox
My Teacher Took My iPod
My Teacher Took My iPod
All My Great Excuses
All My Great Excuses
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes
My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Swimming Ool
Swimming Ool
My Lunch
My Lunch
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
My Mother Said to Do My Chores
Please Don't Read This Poem
Please Don't Read This Poem
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
My Dog Lives On the Sofa
Cookies for Santa
Cookies for Santa
Welcome Back to School
Welcome Back to School
I Didn't Go Camping
I Didn't Go Camping
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Basketball's My Favorite Sport
Wayne the Stegosaurus
Wayne the Stegosaurus
April Fool's Day
April Fool's Day
I Bought a Maserati
I Bought a Maserati
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Hamster Has a Skateboard
My Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Brother's Not a Werewolf
My Teacher Ate My Homework
My Teacher Ate My Homework
For My Brother, On His Birthday
For My Brother, On His Birthday
I'm Staying Home From School Today
I'm Staying Home From School Today
My Dog Ate My Homework
My Dog Ate My Homework
The Armpit of Doom
The Armpit of Doom
I Raised My Hand in Class
I Raised My Hand in Class
The Seefood Diet
The Seefood Diet
My Puppy Likes the Water
My Puppy Likes the Water
I Went to the Barber
I Went to the Barber
A Reindeer for Christmas
A Reindeer for Christmas
That Explains It!
That Explains It!
Class Gas
Class Gas
Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
Waiter, There's a Dog in My Soup
I Think My Dad is Dracula
I Think My Dad is Dracula
At History I'm Hopeless
At History I'm Hopeless
Nicknames
Nicknames
My Puppy Plays Piano
My Puppy Plays Piano
Don't Ever Bite Your Sister
Don't Ever Bite Your Sister
Our Teacher Sings the Beatles
Our Teacher Sings the Beatles
I Never Want to Go to Bed
I Never Want to Go to Bed
Today I Had a Rotten Day
Today I Had a Rotten Day
My Mom's Spaghetti
My Mom's Spaghetti
My Dog Does My Homework
My Dog Does My Homework
Pet Shopping
Pet Shopping
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
Gerbil, Gerbil, On the Run
I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack
I Knew a Guy
I Knew a Guy
The Tighty-Whity Spider
The Tighty-Whity Spider
Halloween is Nearly Here
Halloween is Nearly Here
My Personal Slave
My Personal Slave
The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV
I Love Me
I Love Me
A Valentine for Mom
A Valentine for Mom
My Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Kitten Won't Stop Talking
My Mouse is Misbehaving
My Mouse is Misbehaving
The Aliens Have Landed!
The Aliens Have Landed!
You Can Never Be Too Careful
You Can Never Be Too Careful
Mirror, Mirror
Mirror, Mirror
I'm Absolutely Full Tonight
I'm Absolutely Full Tonight
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
A Fish in a Spaceship
A Fish in a Spaceship
Electronic Christmas
Electronic Christmas
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus
My Parents Sent Me To the Store
My Parents Sent Me To the Store
Today I Wrote this Poem
Today I Wrote this Poem
This Morning is Our History Test
This Morning is Our History Test
School Supplies
School Supplies
I Bought a New Banana Suit
I Bought a New Banana Suit
My Dog Likes to Disco
My Dog Likes to Disco
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
I Don't Know What to Do Today
I Don't Know What to Do Today
Digging for Diamonds
Digging for Diamonds
I'm Building a Rocket
I'm Building a Rocket
My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
On the Thirty Third of Januaugust
My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
My Cat Goes Flying Through the Air
I Ran for the Chapstick
I Ran for the Chapstick
I Played a Game
I Played a Game
Halloween Party
Halloween Party
Mr. Obvious
Mr. Obvious
I Often Contradict Myself
I Often Contradict Myself
My Parents Are Making Me Crazy
My Parents Are Making Me Crazy
I Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
I Think I'm Related to Bigfoot
The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
The Toughest Pastry Maker
The Toughest Pastry Maker
Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
Sharpen, Sharpen, Sharpen
Mashed Potatoes On the Ceiling
Mashed Potatoes On the Ceiling
My Dog Fred
My Dog Fred
My Robot's Misbehaving
My Robot's Misbehaving
Perfect
Perfect
The Contents of My Desk
The Contents of My Desk
Peter Passed a Note Today
Peter Passed a Note Today
My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
My Book Report is Due Today
My Book Report is Due Today
I Wrote an Awful Poem
I Wrote an Awful Poem
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid
My Senses All are Backward
My Senses All are Backward

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Please Don't Read This Poem
alex medrano wrote
this is a good poem it rhythmes alot.
My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye
ricky wrote
i like that poem you wrote for kids
My Hare Is Resting on My Head
Jaylin wrote
I liked that poem and the concept of it is truley fascinating... to me!
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