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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


My Mirror Likes to Argue

My Ugly Pug

My Dog’s Name Is “Cat”

Homework, I Love You

My Brother Just Eats Candy

I Like Myself the Way I Am

My Brother’s a Bother

My Cat Knows Karate

After Thanksgiving

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Cat Knows Karate

My Virtual Puppy

I Went to the Barber

Today I Got a Valentine

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

I Made a New Password

I Bought a Maserati

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Teacher Ate My Homework

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

Pet Shopping

I Think My Dad is Dracula

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Olympic Granny

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Sleeping Beauty

Joe the Emoji

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

Nicknames

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Deep Sea Dance

Santa's Feeling Sick

My Dog Ate My Homework

Swinging from the Lights

I'm Staying Home From School Today

When Larry Made Lasagna

Pimple Problem

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

The Games in My Room

My Dog Does My Homework

Belinda Bell

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

I Played a Game

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Rumplestiltskin

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

I Like Myself the Way I Am

Perfect

Today I Wrote this Poem

A Sad and Lonely Cyclops

How Not to Play With Your Food

I've Seen My Kitchen Sink

Homework, I Love You

Running Late

My Brother Just Eats Candy

And Backed My Car into a Tree

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Hitting Rules

After Thanksgiving

My Mirror Likes to Argue

Poor Cinderella

Welcome Back to School

Ugly Couple

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

My Sister's Name is Seven

Gabby's Baby Beagle

My Senses All are Backward

All My Great Excuses

November Is upon Us

Christmas Shopping

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Xbox, Xbox

Opposite Day

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Love Sick

My Mother Does My Homework

My Ugly Pug

Wendy Wise

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Not-So Fast Food

This Poem's Not About a Dog

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Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Random Miranda

Maine Event

Merlo the Magnificent

Foolish Fiona

Five Sense Nonsense

I Tried to Do My Homework

Frank the Friendly Alien

My Lunch

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Please Don't Read This Poem

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

I'm Clever Whenever

Swimming Ool

Cookies for Santa

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Excellent Education

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom