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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!


After Thanksgiving

I Made a New Password

Frank the Friendly Alien

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!


My Virtual Puppy

My Dog Does My Homework

My Teacher Took My iPod

I Made a New Password

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

Pet Shopping

Olympic Granny

I Think My Dad is Dracula

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.


I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Sleeping Beauty

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Bought a Maserati

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

Today I Got a Valentine

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

Pimple Problem

Joe the Emoji

I Tried to Take a Selfie

After Thanksgiving

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Santa's Feeling Sick

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Rumplestiltskin

My Dog Ate My Homework

I Played a Game

The Games in My Room

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

All My Great Excuses

Swinging from the Lights

And Backed My Car into a Tree

Poor Cinderella

I'm Staying Home From School Today

Deep Sea Dance

When Larry Made Lasagna

Running Late

Foolish Fiona

My Senses All are Backward

How Not to Play With Your Food

Frank the Friendly Alien

Christmas Shopping

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

My Sister's Name is Seven

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

Our Teacher's a Hippie

The Cough

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

Bigfoot's Shoe Emporium

Welcome Back to School

Xbox, Xbox

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

Hitting Rules

Random Miranda

Wendy Wise

Merlo the Magnificent

November Is upon Us

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Ugly Couple

Home for the Day

Today I Wrote this Poem

Perfect

Brody the Custodian

My Mother Does My Homework

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Love Sick

Opposite Day

This Poem's Not About a Dog

A Hippo Is Bounding around on My Head

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

Maine Event

1 H0P3 7H47 Y0U C4N R34D 7H15

I'm Clever Whenever

My Lunch

I Tried to Do My Homework

Not-So Fast Food

Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

Cookies for Santa

Five Sense Nonsense

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

The Day After Christmas

Lefty the Lifter

To B or Not to B

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

The Biggest Burp Ever

For My Brother, On His Birthday

Minecraft Mike

I Raised My Hand in Class