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Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often. Have fun!

Running Late

Rosy the Dozer

Deep Sea Dance

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Random Miranda

My Virtual Puppy

Our Teacher’s a Hippie

Wendy Wise

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Virtual Puppy

My Dog Does My Homework

My Teacher Took My iPod

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Olympic Granny

Our Teacher Likes Minecraft

My Brother Ate My Smartphone

I Think My Dad is Dracula

I Bought a Maserati

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most highly-rated poems. These are ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Pet Shopping

I Can't Get Enough of this Pokémon Go

Sleeping Beauty

I Took My Doggy for a Walk

Deep Sea Dance

Pimple Problem

And Backed My Car into a Tree

When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid

I Tried to Take a Selfie

Joe the Emoji

It's Friday the 13th Tomorrow

Basketball's My Favorite Sport

My Dog Ate My Homework

Santa's Feeling Sick

Today I Got a Valentine

I'm Only Half a Werewolf

I Played a Game


Swinging from the Lights

All My Great Excuses

The Games in My Room

Poor Cinderella

Foolish Fiona

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

I'm Staying Home From School Today

How Not to Play With Your Food

Today I Decided to Make Up a Word

Ugly Couple

Our Teacher's a Hippie

This Poem's Not About a Dog

Christmas Shopping

When Larry Made Lasagna

I Rode a Rainbow Unicorn

My Senses All are Backward

I'm Lonely, So Lonely

The Cough

Random Miranda

Wendy Wise

My Sister's Name is Seven

Xbox, Xbox

My Goldfish Took up Tennis

My Puppy Ate My Earbuds

Welcome Back to School

Merlo the Magnificent

November Is upon Us

Brody the Custodian

Hitting Rules

While Strolling Down the Beach Today

Love Sick


My Mother Does My Homework

My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

I'm Clever Whenever

When Sarah Surfs the Internet

Opposite Day

Maine Event

Dear Santa, Did You Get My Tweet?

My Lunch

I Tried to Do My Homework

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Please Don't Read This Poem

Swimming Ool

My Dog Lives On the Sofa

My Smartphone Isn't Very Smart

Cookies for Santa

My Mother Said to Do My Chores

I Tried to Ride a Skateboard

Not-So Fast Food

To B or Not to B

Lefty the Lifter

I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

Today I Wrote this Poem

My Hamster Has a Skateboard

Five Sense Nonsense

The Day After Christmas

The Armpit of Doom

Wayne the Stegosaurus

My Brother's Not a Werewolf

For My Brother, On His Birthday

The Biggest Burp Ever

Minecraft Mike

I Raised My Hand in Class

My Puppy Plays Piano

Larry the Librarian

Running Late

That Explains It!

My Puppy Likes the Water

Class Gas

A Reindeer for Christmas