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Halloween Party
We're having a Halloween party at school.
I'm dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool!
I dyed my hair black and I cut off my bangs.
I'm wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs.
I put on some makeup to paint my face white
like creatures that only come out in the night.
My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red.
There's no doubt I look like the evil undead.
My mom drops me off and I run into school
and suddenly feel like the world's biggest fool.
The other kids stare like I'm some kind of freak.
The Halloween party is not till next week.
On Jun 7, 2010 NIAMH KEENOY from HARROGATE wrote:
THIS IS SO FUNNY I WISH I COULD HAVE ALL YOUR LAST VAGES POEMS AND EVERYTHING ON TALKING TAPE I LOOVVVE
THEM PLEASE WRITE SOM MORE
On Jun 7, 2010 Anna from Kansas wrote:
Man this poem was FUNIIE!! love it :)
On May 31, 2010 sophia from australia wrote:
funny!
On May 27, 2010 keagam from usa wrote:
this is a reallly funny poem
On May 25, 2010 Mya from USA wrote:
Love this poem,but it can be improved.
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