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Halloween Party

We're having a Halloween party at school.
I'm dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool!
I dyed my hair black and I cut off my bangs.
I'm wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs.

I put on some makeup to paint my face white
like creatures that only come out in the night.
My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red.
There's no doubt I look like the evil undead.

My mom drops me off and I run into school
and suddenly feel like the world's biggest fool.
The other kids stare like I'm some kind of freak.
The Halloween party is not till next week.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
When the Teacher Isn't Looking


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On Jun 7, 2010 Anna from Kansas wrote:
Man this poem was FUNIIE!! love it :)
On May 31, 2010 sophia from australia wrote:
funny!
On May 27, 2010 keagam from usa wrote:
this is a reallly funny poem
On May 25, 2010 Mya from USA wrote:
Love this poem,but it can be improved.

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