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My Robot's Misbehaving

A Funny Robot Poem for Kids

From the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

My robot's misbehaving.
It won't do as I say.
It will not dust the furniture
or put my toys away.

My robot never helps me
with homework or my chores.
It doesn't do my laundry
and neglects to clean my floors.

It claims it can't cook dinner.
It never makes my bed.
No matter what I ask of it,
it simply shakes its head.

My robot must be broken.
I'll need to get another.
Until that day, I have to say,
I'm glad I have my mother.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 


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My Hippo Has the Hiccups


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On Aug 28, 2014 stephanie from usa wrote:
lol so funny
On Aug 12, 2014 Christian from Usa wrote:
lol so funny
On Jun 18, 2014 Michael from Australia wrote:
I loved it!
On Apr 30, 2014 Jon from USA wrote:
first comment in 2014
On Apr 30, 2014 rohan from usa wrote:
lol so funny i love it!

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Reading Level of this Poem

Teachers may find this information useful. Please note that Lexile Measures are intended for prose, not poetry. So, technically, the Lexile Measure of any poem should be NP (for non-prose). Nevertheless, this information is frequently requested, so I provide the Lexile Measure for this poem as if it were prose. The Grade Level Average, below, may be a more accurate guide to the reading level of this poem.

Lexile Text Measure: 440L
  
 Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 2.3
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.4
Gunning-Fog Index: 5
SMOG Index: 3.9
Automated Readability Index: 0.8
Grade Level Average: 2.9
  
 Text Statistics
Word Count: 87 words
Line Count: 16 lines
Average Line Length: 5.4 words
Average Sentence Length: 7.9 words
Average Word Length: 3.7 letters
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