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My Robot's Misbehaving

A Funny Robot Poem for Kids

From the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

My robot's misbehaving.
It won't do as I say.
It will not dust the furniture
or put my toys away.

My robot never helps me
with homework or my chores.
It doesn't do my laundry
and neglects to clean my floors.

It claims it can't cook dinner.
It never makes my bed.
No matter what I ask of it,
it simply shakes its head.

My robot must be broken.
I'll need to get another.
Until that day, I have to say,
I'm glad I have my mother.

--Kenn Nesbitt


Copyright © 2009 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved.

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My Hippo Has the Hiccups


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lol so funny
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lol so funny
On Jun 18, 2014 Michael from Australia wrote:
I loved it!
On Apr 30, 2014 Jon from USA wrote:
first comment in 2014
On Apr 30, 2014 rohan from usa wrote:
lol so funny i love it!

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Lexile Text Measure: 440L
  Grade Level Measures
ATOS Level: 2.3
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.4
Gunning-Fog Index: 5
SMOG Index: 3.9
Automated Readability Index: 0.8
Grade Level Average: 2.9
  Text Statistics
Word Count: 87 words
Line Count: 16 lines
Average Line Length: 5.4 words
Average Sentence Length: 7.9 words
Average Word Length: 3.7 letters

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