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Lousy Catcher's Mitt
I bought myself a catcher's mitt
so I could catch a ball.
But all I ever caught were things
I didn't want at all.
I caught a fish, I caught a cab;
just how I can't explain.
I caught my brother telling lies,
I even caught a train.
I caught a show, I caught a crook,
I caught the evening news.
I caught my sister kissing boys,
and then I caught a snooze.
Come see my lousy catcher's mitt:
a wonder to behold!
I've never caught a single ball,
and now I've caught a cold!
On Apr 30, 2010 anthony from sacramento wrote:
awe some poem best ever
On Apr 29, 2010 Destiny from U.S.A -tacoma wrote:
this so funny
On Apr 29, 2010 Connie from U.S.A -Tacoma WA wrote:
This poem is a great poem, this poem is also very very funny poem and i hope you write more like it and all your other ones are funny .
On Apr 25, 2010 ALEXA from USA wrote:
I REALLY LIKED THIS ALOT
On Apr 22, 2010 missykitty from eithiopia wrote:
cool
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