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Swimming Ool

Swimming in the swimming pool
is where I like to "B,"
wearing underwater goggles
so that I can "C."
Yesterday, before I swam,
I drank a cup of "T."
Now the pool is just an "ool"
because I took a "P."

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
The Aliens Have Landed!


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On Feb 2, 2012 Marrissa from england wrote:
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Wow that was the funniest thing I heard
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Funny poem. When the girls in my class saw this they freaked out. ;-)
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