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My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes

My teacher calls me sweetie cakes.
My classmates think it's funny
to hear her call me angel face
or pookie bear or honey.

She calls me precious baby doll.
She calls me pumpkin pie
or doodle bug or honey bunch
or darling butterfly.

My class is so embarassing
I need to find another;
just any class at all
in which the teacher's not my mother.

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

This poem appears in the book
Revenge of the Lunch Ladies


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On May 8, 2009 marie newell from Ireland wrote:
This poem made me laugh I really liked the end lol
On May 8, 2009 sophie may from engalnd wrote:
that was really good and funny lol !!
On May 8, 2009 micheal jackson from canada wrote:
my boyfeind calls me sweetie cakes
On May 8, 2009 lydia from us wrote:
it is so cute im glad i don't have my mom as a teacher
On May 8, 2009 ms.salazar from raytown wrote:
this is a really good poem my kindergarten class was laughing through the whole day

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