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My Mom's a Vegetarian

My mom's a vegetarian.
She never touches meat.
My father is a carnivore.
It's all he'll ever eat.

My brother won't eat vegetables.
My sister won't eat fish.
The baby dumps her food out
and attempts to eat the dish.

With me, there's something different
in every lunch I bring.
Yes, I'm a cafeterian
and I'll eat anything!

--Kenn Nesbitt

 

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On Oct 14, 2009 hannah from UK wrote:
lol...I Wonder If that Kid Had A Bad Lunch Lady?
On Oct 11, 2009 A Chick From England from England wrote:
Ha Ha! My Mum isn't a Vegetarian though and my Dad is a Carnivore. LOL! Have you seen Ken Nesbitt's 'I Bought a New Tank for my Goldfish?' It is really funny! See you later! Ken Nesbitt writes the best poems!
On Jun 28, 2009 Cooldude27 from United States wrote:
The poem was really funny. I don't know how Kenn Nesbitt can write poems like that.
On May 8, 2009 Mikayla from U.S.A. wrote:
That was totally FUNNY. I lalalaloved it.
On Apr 28, 2009 kelso from USA wrote:
great for kids who have bad lunchladies.

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