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My Mom's a Vegetarian
My mom's a vegetarian.
She never touches meat.
My father is a carnivore.
It's all he'll ever eat.
My brother won't eat vegetables.
My sister won't eat fish.
The baby dumps her food out
and attempts to eat the dish.
With me, there's something different
in every lunch I bring.
Yes, I'm a cafeterian
and I'll eat anything!
On Jun 28, 2009 Cooldude27 from United States wrote:
The poem was really funny. I don't know how Kenn Nesbitt can write poems like that.
On May 8, 2009 Mikayla from U.S.A. wrote:
That was totally FUNNY. I lalalaloved it.
On Apr 28, 2009 kelso from USA wrote:
great for kids who have bad lunchladies.
On Apr 16, 2009 KingsKid from Nepolatia wrote:
This poem is great 4 the kids, It's clever.
On Apr 14, 2009 bailey from usa wrote:
that was so funny my whole family eats really anything except my mom will not eat any thing with a weird texture
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