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Calculator, CalculatorCalculator, calculator,
help me with my math.
Help me do my homework
or I'll feel the teacher's wrath.
Calculator, calculator,
add these numbers quick.
Truly you're a wizard
with this tough arithmetic.
Calculator, calculator,
multiply, divide.
Decimals, percentages;
you solve them all with pride.
Calculator, calculator,
don't be such a jerk.
Thank you for the answers
but you have to show your work. --Kenn Nesbitt | |
Copyright © 2005 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved
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On Feb 16, 2010 dob from canada wrote:
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On Jan 5, 2010 bob treey from indinaplos wrote:
it was but i like it throw but hey i go to go i want to read again plz$ |  |
On Feb 19, 2009 hihh from ghgh wrote:
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On Jan 9, 2009 mary from philippines wrote:
it was nice |  |
On Jun 18, 2008 poe3 from here wrote:
calculator! Show this work to the teacher! |
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